Trump: Let Crypto, Private Equity Access Your 401(k)

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

The Trump administration on Monday announced plans to open 401(k) retirement plans to investments like crypto and private equity that are subject to far fewer safeguards than publicly traded assets like stocks and bonds.

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Trump has spent much of his second term using the U.S. presidency as a giant ATM for himself, his family, and his cronies. Now he's devised a way for the cryptocurrency and private equity industries to do the same. trib.al/cPlmGK0

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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-31 10:27 AM | Reply

This would have worked better as a rug pull a year ago, before the economy started collapsing.

I can't imagine anyone dumping their 401(K) into crypto in current market conditions. But I'm sure some people will.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-31 12:11 PM | Reply

Pump and Dump of the month?

#3 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-31 12:25 PM | Reply

As long as I have the option to opt in and my money is automatically invested in these instruments, I say go for it.

If someone is stupid enough to place their retirement funds in these investments, they deserve to have their a&& handed to them.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-31 12:39 PM | Reply

Suboptimal idea for a population among which, as of a couple of years ago, nearly 70% of the adults believed in angels.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-31 12:52 PM | Reply

"...a form of gambling unsupported by any productive economic activity."

My grand-nephew asked me what (Bitcoin) produced.

Bigger fools was my response.

#6 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-31 12:55 PM | Reply

If someone is stupid enough to place their retirement funds in these investments, they deserve to have their a&& handed to them.
#4 | Posted by jpw

Yeah that's a ------ way to provision a nation's financial footing for its retirees.

It's like the government ordering banks to leave handguns lying around the lobby, and then saying if anyone tries to rob the bank and gets shot by security guards, well it's their own dumb fault.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-31 01:10 PM | Reply

A fool and their money, snoofy, a fool and their money.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-31 03:18 PM | Reply

For the umpteenth time: cryptocurrencies are vehicles for criminal activity and naked speculation--nothing more or less. Private equity investments favor only those running the fund in question. For those who don't know, the typical PE fund manager gets 2% of the total fund size and 20% of annual profits. There is no way that a retail investor understands both the risk undertaken by the fund, or the fees taken by the fund manager.

The typical investor who seeks to build and grow a retirement account is counseled to diversify, invest only in what they understand, take on risk only to their personal tolerance level, and take a long, patient view. The administration's action puts many unwitting investors at risk. I have no problem with those who invest money outside their retirement funds in crypto or PE, so long as they understand the risk involved, but all others should stay away...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-31 03:54 PM | Reply

A fool and their money, snoofy, a fool and their money.
#8 | Posted by jpw

I dunno about that, I made $10K in crypto and it only cost me $20K! (Joking.)

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-31 03:59 PM | Reply

"For the umpteenth time: cryptocurrencies are vehicles for criminal activity and naked speculation--nothing more or less."

And that's a huge value proposition!

Being able to conduct commerce at scale behind the taxman's back is worth trillions of dollars, globally.

#11 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-31 04:02 PM | Reply

An idiot that bankrupted casinos can go fuck off.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-31 09:41 PM | Reply

From the cited article ...

... The stakes are enormous: If Americans collectively shifted just 1 percent of their 401(k) assets into crypto and private equity, those industries would be flooded with more than $100 billion in new capital. ...

... and how much income would Pres Trump's crypto companies stand to make?

#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-31 10:26 PM | Reply

Another question I have ...

Is this just for 401(k) retirement plans, or might, say, Roth IRAs also be included?

#14 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-31 10:28 PM | Reply