Bless The Pedo Question That Made Trump Go Full Nixon

Monday, April 27, 2026

Dear Humans,

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Lo, last night Donold John Trump went on 60 Minutes and blurted out "I am not a pedophile!"

God looked upon this, and saw that it was funny. And so I have provided the video of this hilarious historical event, as well as an image that lays out the key exchange. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-27 06:52 PM | Reply

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TRUMP GOES FULL NIXON!

Whether it's a panic-stricken Melania suddenly denying she ever met Epstein, or a panic-stricken Donald desperately denying he's a pedophile, it's VERY CLEAR the Epstein files ain't gonna go away.

Pass the popcorn, please ...

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-27 06:54 PM | Reply

MAGAJesus probably means: "I am not currently engaged in pedophilia, but, hey, the night is young. Anyone got Jeff's number? Can't wait until I see Dad. He will be so proud when I tell him I put Honest Abe in his place on the Kakaka - oh, KKK. He'll, maybe even bankroll me another casino. Wow, another Big Mac?!?"

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-28 05:12 AM | Reply