Bless The Pedo Question That Made Trump Go Full Nixon

Monday, April 27, 2026

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Lo, last night Donold John Trump went on 60 Minutes and blurted out "I am not a pedophile!"

God looked upon this, and saw that it was funny. And so I have provided the video of this hilarious historical event, as well as an image that lays out the key exchange. After you take a look, let me know what you think about all this down in the comments.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-27 06:52 PM | Reply

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TRUMP GOES FULL NIXON!

Whether it's a panic-stricken Melania suddenly denying she ever met Epstein, or a panic-stricken Donald desperately denying he's a pedophile, it's VERY CLEAR the Epstein files ain't gonna go away.

Pass the popcorn, please ...

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-27 06:54 PM | Reply

MAGAJesus probably means: "I am not currently engaged in pedophilia, but, hey, the night is young. Anyone got Jeff's number? Can't wait until I see Dad. He will be so proud when I tell him I put Honest Abe in his place on the Kakaka - oh, KKK. He'll, maybe even bankroll me another casino. Wow, another Big Mac?!?"

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-28 05:12 AM | Reply

You know who doesn't have to say "I am not a pedophile!" on national television?

People who are not pedophiles.

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-04-28 07:04 AM | Reply

Trump is a fiend, financially and sexually.

He'll be remembered like Giles de Rais.

A figure of history he has never heard of, because Trump honesty thinks that history started with himself.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-28 08:32 AM | Reply

Do I think that Trump engaged in pedophilia? Yes, for as long as the Epstein Files remain hidden.

What is very possible is that Trump keeps the Epstein Files hidden because he has already destroyed them.i
Perversely, if true, that would confirm the whole pedophilia thing.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-28 08:34 AM | Reply

"Trump is a fiend, financially and sexually."

Trumpy is either a demon or has been possessed and being controlled by a demon.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-28 10:20 AM | Reply

"totally exonerated" means found civilly liable by a court of law?

#8 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-04-28 05:53 PM | Reply

"I am not a pedophile."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"

Both Sides!!!
Because raping children is the same as consensual sex between adults.
Checkmate, Liberals.

#9 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-28 05:59 PM | Reply

"No President should fear public scrutiny of his program. For from that scrutiny comes understanding; and from that understanding comes support or opposition. And both are necessary."

" President John F. Kennedy, Address to Newspaper Publishers Association, April 27, 1961

#10 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-28 06:14 PM | Reply