"Pirates act illegally."

Yup. It's also called vigilante justice.

Or Extralegal.

He just demonstrates over and over how his administration acts outside the law with impudence and then brags about it.

Trumpy does not have the time for "justice". (He's really really old and his time here is short!)

They ( or the decline of pirates ) are directly responsible for global warming.

Yes it's true!

Since the number of pirates in the world has decreased over the past 130 years, global warming has gotten steadily worse. In fact, this makes it entirely clear that if you truly want to stop global warming, the most impactful thing to do is - become a pirate!

You all just don't appreciate the 5D genius that is Trumpy.

Trumpy is just trying to stop global warming by bringing back Pirates!