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Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Speaking from a podium with James Talarico's (D) face plastered on it alongside the caption "Talarico: Handcuffed to his record," Texas AG and US Senate candidate Ken Paxton (R) was unable to answer questions about his 15 houses and alleged voter fraud, so he stamped out of a press conference while 22 slack-jawed sheriffs stood around mouths agape.

Ken Paxton is not a good human being

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Open source reporting indicates this pedophile protector and public servant/politician of 20 years with a current annual salary of $150,000 amassed a net worth of $12m. Texas AG Ken Paxton's (R-TX) net worth may include the 15 houses he reportedly owns and from where this Islamophobe allegedly may have voted multiple times in previous elections, against Texas and federal law.

Ken Paxton nicked someone's $1,000 luxury Montblanc pen at a courthouse metal detector which he was forced to surrender after a sheriff reviewed a video tape of the incident and telephoned him.

Any Google search of Ken Paxton will reveal a litany of scandals and sacrileges. Source: On top of all his blasphemies, Ken Paxton is also a minor league "pickpenny"

What a wonderful human being and senatorial candidate for the people of Texas.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-22 01:19 AM | Reply

Well, that went well.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-22 06:11 AM | Reply

People want to talk about Paxton. Paxton doesn't want people to talk about Paxton.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-22 07:55 AM | Reply

How do toads like Paxton gain access to money and political power? They lie, cheat, and steal; and are abetted by other toads doing the same thing.

It would be nice for Texans to step on a toad for a change. He won't be missed.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-22 08:02 AM | Reply

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