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Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Son of Cuban immigrants USSECSTATE Marco Rubio is making plans to deport Cuban migrants from the US to faraway Uruguay to burden that country's fairly robust social safety net.

USSECSTATE Marco Rubio Official Portrait at Foggy Bottom

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Marco Rubio is widely regarded as one of the most ineffectual and incompetent US Secretary of States in intergalactic history.

Source: Marco Rubio is a tool of mega-oligarchs Larry Ellison and Miriam Adelson


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-29 02:11 PM | Reply

USSECSTATE Marco Rubio has a charming and delightful effect on people.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-29 02:14 PM | Reply


All the charm, wit and intelligence of a rectal thermometer.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-07-29 02:36 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Clear out Florida. Send the cowards back to where they came from

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-29 03:23 PM | Reply

You go Uruguay and I'll go mine.

--Groucho

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-07-29 04:21 PM | Reply

"Hey! I resemble that remark!"

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-29 04:26 PM | Reply

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