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Monday, August 10, 2026

"Top White House and administration officials engaged in an elaborate ruse to spirit President Trump out of Turkey during the NATO summit there last month, transporting him in a catering cart to a military jet because of a credible threat against him and Air Force One from Iran," the New York Times reports.

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How embarrassing for the portly orange gash.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-10 09:32 PM | Reply

Was it a bacon catering cart ...

#2 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-08-10 09:41 PM | Reply

Someday they'll make a movie about this.

Giorgio Moroder will provide the soundtrack.

#3 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-08-10 09:59 PM | Reply

Seth Abramson

@sethabramson.bsky.social
Here's a NYT image of the President of the United States fleeing Turkey *inside an airport catering cart* as he leaves members of his own staff and the entire White House traveling press pool to die in a warned-of Iranian military attack over Turkey

Impeach this ----------- now

bsky.app

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-11 12:47 AM | Reply

The USSS took reported Iranian threats against Dummkopf Trumpf seriously.

But Turkish security services are experienced and well-informed.

They would have dissuaded Iranian actors from perpetrating an attack on an honored guest on their sacred soil.

Moreover, the IRGC-QF or MOIS would not want to offend powerful Turkiye with such an effront.

Once the poltroon clears Turkish airspace, AF1 would have become a FFZ for the IRGC-QF.

Members of the Turkish security services can be quite unkind to adversaries.


#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-11 12:57 AM | Reply

Impeach this ----------- now

Why? I support removing the Buffoon by any legal means. These actions appear to be legitimate security measures. Because you are a hysterical little b***h is not one of those.

#6 | Posted by et_al at 2026-08-11 05:52 AM | Reply

Obligatory.

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#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-11 08:40 AM | Reply

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