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Friday, August 14, 2026

Sailors suffering a mental health crisis aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln were told by President Donald Trump on Friday they hadn't been stuck on board "nearly long enough." Trump made the remark Friday when a reporter asked whether the deployment had gone on too long. The Lincoln's roughly 5,000 sailors and Marines are nine months into a deployment that was supposed to end in May, with no return date announced. Families of sailors have described moldy showers, broken toilets, weeks without laundry service, and a meal that came to two tortillas and a half-cup of rice. Annabelle Loma told the Military Times her husband had tried to go overboard and was placed on a medical hold.

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Suck it up, swabbies.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-14 02:46 PM | Reply

"Ah but the strawberries...that's where I had them! I could prove through geometric logic that a duplicate key to the ward room did exist! And I'd have produced that key..."

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-14 02:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

'President Donald Trump on Friday they hadn't been stuck on board "nearly long enough."'

Because he thinks that the sailors are Muslims. From Blue States. Fans of wind energy,

Something.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-14 03:56 PM | Reply

Not since a venerated ancestor fled a European military draft, establishing himself as a Klondike cathouse operator during the Alaskan gold rush, has a Trump served in the American armed forces.

His war? Not his problem.
The troops? Props.

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot ...

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-15 08:25 AM | Reply

The 24-hour news cycle, a timeless headline:

"Suffering a mental health crisis, President Donald Trump bleated an insulting lie from his mindless piehole."

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-15 08:31 AM | Reply

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