Anything of substance moderated by Marsha Blackburn is f---ed from the start.

Bill thinks 1/6 was all about mail-in ballots. Consider the source.

^ All completely true.

Harris has nothing to lose going on Fox News. Just answer whatever the actual question is and let Trumpster fire do his thing.

I'd like to see both of them on Democracy Now. Be a bloodbath for both of them. Harris still would come out on top. Trump would leave five minutes in.

I'm not a tech person, so my only exposure to CompuServe was their email. They made a big deal of it when they went from @compuserve.com to @cs.com.

Republicans are always proud when it's not a cabana boy.

12. Standing corrected. Huntsville.

Damn chemicals.

A huge favorability rise for GW Bush is not a testament to the reliability of the American people.

Patriotism transferred to a president in times of distress. Won't see that movie again for a while.

But but but the people with the data are all criminals. Why aren't we looking at THEM???

Does the personal vibration device come with a Wizard of Oz soundtrack?

3, 5, 6: I had friends who grew up in Birmingham decades ago. Their fathers were literally rocket scientists brought down from Ann Arbor to work on the space program. Much different from the rest of the state.

Cultural note: They were at University of Alabama-Birmingham in the mid- to late 70s. Two of the speakers brought to campus in those years were Allen Ginsberg and Hunter Thompson. I met the latter in '78. Life highlight.

Sue Molinari is a member of Paisans for Harris.

Her dad was a Republican borough president for Staten Island for 50 years or so.

But back then New York Republicans were also named Javits, Lindsay, Rockefeller ...

8. Again with that?

More FTA

Like today we have four or five stairs. You always have four or five, six stairs. It's government-owned, the more stairs you have. But you always have a lot. So I said to our great First Lady who can draw a crowd. Did you watch me tonight on television First Lady? People love our First Lady, I tell you. Go out and get her book. She just wrote a book. I hope she said good things about ... I don't know. I didn't ... So busy. She just wrote a book called Melania. I go out and buy it. It's great.

(26:20)
If she says bad things about me, I'll call you all up and I'll say, don't buy it. Get rid of it. No, but she said to me, I said, "Baby, did you see the crowd? We had 18,000 people. We could have filled it up three or four times." Bruce Blakeman said to me, "If we went to a stadium or a park, we would've had a 100,000 people or more." So I'd call up my wife and I'd say, "Baby, who could draw crowds? Nobody can draw crowds like me. Nobody. Not even close."

(26:58)
I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis because Elvis had a guitar. I don't have a guitar. Elvis had a guitar. I don't have the privilege of a guitar, but I'd say, "Baby, who could do it like me? Nobody can do it like me. How great am I?" I'd say, "How great was the speech?" Not how good. How great was it? She'd say, "It was good, but your hair looked terrible tonight." Or, the worst ever. So I said, how good was it First Lady? She said, "It was good, but you couldn't find your way off the stage." I was imitating Biden and they said, I did it. I couldn't find my way off the stage. No. So you can't be sarcastic. Sarcasm with the media doesn't work. Okay. It doesn't. So I've given up about 90% of it.

I was born in the Eisenhower administration and it's taken me this long to see the Democrats have their $#!+ together.

Gracie: What zone are you in that Carson still comes on at 10pm?

9. The motto of every other southern state: Thank God for Mississippi.

4. Not up on the rule changes, huh?

No one I know cares about soccer. At all.

Sure the internet and cable era has brought about some great political analysts, but the last decade has been screaming for Molly Ivins and Hunter Thompson.

Trump yard sign down the street from me has a Sharpie-appended note:

We Vote Our Pocketbook

That's horrifying on a number of levels.

I heard an audio clip of part of his speech. Slurring his words noticeably. It barely sounded like him.

"If we survive this episode of the Apprentice the reasons for this will be studied in history classes for ages."

As an aging editor for academia, this is money in my pocket for the rest of my life.

Not much of a market for Vomit-ade.

Robson is off the rails, even for Robson.

I wonder if he's seeding the ground for what he hopes will end up as a local civil war.

he's 9 years old and has the mentality of a 9 year old. What's Trump's excuse for such juvenile behavior?

#31 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce

He has the mind of a five-year-old, and I'm sure the kid was glad to get rid of it. (paraphrasing Groucho Marx)