Lessee now. That's ten for Daddy Trump, three to that cosmetic surgeon (experimental narcissistic nonsense specialist), and one for ... for what? Oooooh, riiight, the other GOPer groomers, gropers, and goobers. Tee-hee, silly me.
~ Lara Trump
RNC Beancounter

MAGAdumb RonAnon Johnson is a permanent fixture in the monthly "No, Seriously, Who's The Stupidest Senator" competition and, not infrequently, hands-down favorite and goober grinning prize winner.

In the kitchen? Lol. How about while giving birth on the table?

Mark Robinson: 'I Absolutely Want To Go Back To The America Where Women Couldn't Vote'
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... and black folks couldn't vote either, and had to be clear of the streets by sundown. Yeehaw!

"China-loving wife, Coco Chow" would've done it for me. But Mitch? Just another hapless, hopeless schlub.

What a sales pitch ...

The T-14 Armata: Too Good for the Battlefield.

Forget Soylent Green and Soylent Yellow: Soylent Green, talk about protein ... whoa, Nellie!

Pull. The. Plug. On. Israel.

Anecdotal: I lived on the border for many years and have visited often since and most of the BP types I've run into seem bent on letting folks know they're chip-on-the-shoulder, barely literate goons who have serious attitude problems with Hispanics and pretty much everyone else around them. Not all. But a helluva lot of them.

As another shallow, grandstanding, egomaniacal brand builder departs Capitol Hill for the moolah troughs along K Street, all I can say is don't let the door, you know, on your way out ... oh, too late.

Cultural appropriation? Bwahahahahahahaha.

Ron who?

Kramer [the goon's attorney] says Seefried has obtained his GED while in prison and has been a "model inmate" who has taken classes and works in prison. He has also obtained his forklift operator certificate so when he is released, he can pursue work in that arena.

See, like slavery, prison can be good for you. Make America Great Again Again! Again?

Clarence would want more. But Kavanaugh? Throw in a lifetime's worth of Miller on demand and you're talking.

Hey, if ya ain't tried it. Cheep-chirp-brrrrrrrreeeet.
~ Margaret Howe Lovatt
Pioneer

Next up: TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
Al Franken, Al Franken, Giant of the Senate

Front lines? Drat, bone spurs acting up again.

Classically bad timing by tin-earned preppy dork Carlson. Two words,Tuckums: Alexei Navalny.

I'm sure DR regulars would gladly build a $399 pot to see El Largo Grandioso model a pair of these elaborated flip-flop flops.

"Consistency for me is everything."
Alexei Navalny

RIP

That's what the chip (left ear access on older models) is for.

What goes on in the tank stays in the tank.

You mean, not on the up and up? Whoa.