Well, in the huge off chance that Trump reads this site, I would like to mention to him that his legal strategy of insulting any judge in his court cases, to their face, in their courtroom, prior to a judgement, well, it just isn't working, and maybe trying a little humility and experimenting with the experience of offering an apology might be in order. Just a thought, from a non lawyer.
I am not experienced in international intrigue, but since they gave you back your passport, maybe heading for the hills, or at least Moscow, for an extended stay might be in order. Jail really, really is unpleasant for one who is worried about germs. Maybe you get house arrest but...
Ah, Melania, write that book, the one where you tell us just what he is like when alone and talking to himself in the mirror...