I calculate fraud in terms of how many beers it amounts to.

Cousin Strawberry

Courtney Love claims ol' Uncle Ted was inappropriate with her when she was underaged:

Ha! Tig Notaro for president!

#14 Lesbians rule!!

I guess both of the above can be simultaneously true.

I don't get it: Trans Men are using the women's restroom because they are biological women from birth? Did I drink too many beers already, or isn't this what the law requires?

If you stop feeding the rats, they'll stop coming around.

rational person ...

Why does any rational care what an aging club comic, bizarre sports analyst, or redneck singer think about anything other than how they can better entertain us?

Sackapotomus Rex

That ball's got butter on it.

All for naught

Fortuitous fumble review

Nice goal line stand.

There seem to be more people here at the bar rooting for the Chiefs than the Chargers.

I broke down and walked to my spot for the second half. I listened to The Director's play by play show on YouTube for the first half. That kid is a lot of fun.

#12 I have fond memories of visiting USD to stay with my high school friend's older sister who was a nursing student there. I remember she took us to see Flash Gordon on the big screen. It's been a while.

#10. Check this out:

#4 Fingers crossed.

#2 Strange, indeed. The Chargers ought to be in for a brutal shellacking, unless there is some weird mitigating issue befalling the Chiefs I am unaware of.

I'll probably just listen to game on the radio. My bar spot will likely be fairly crowded, which I am not in the mood for today. Actually, I just had a big bowl of menudo here, and I'm on my second tall Coors Light. I had insomnia something fierce last night and into the morning. Anyway, it's pretty dead right now - just me and the staff. They've got one early game going.

"At least 7 dead; dozens injured "

He's still covering it live here:

Steve Lookner cited unconfirmed reports that ordinance went off course during a live fire exercise and struck either a gas line or "oil well." Key word: unconfirmed ...