Will he paint the entire surface of Greenland blue and rename it Blueland? Will the surface then peel? Will he then blame the Vandals or will he instead blame the Vikings or maybe the Visigoths?

All I remember is going over there when I was 24 and being warned of shacking up with a beautiful Norwegian jente toting around a briefcase full of chlamydia and gonorrhea. Took the shine off of the primary focus of my visit.

"This elderly couple expected to be paid between $5,000 and $10,000 to transport the contraband to Houston. "

$10K is nothing to sniff at!
Tow blow for dough.
Should make a movie: Luke and Susan's Up In Coke

"It's got the seal of the White House on it in granite, in carved granite"

Trump prefers granite over grass because it reminds him of the rocks inside his head.

Trump rubs his feces on yet another unwitting target. I feel bad for the players.

Hopp Schwiiz!

If it was Israel, they wouldn't have even let them within 50 miles of the dock. They would have waited until the evening, jammed their phones and radios, ruptured their eardrums with sound cannons, kidnap them and then take them back to das Braunes Haus where they would psychologically and sexually abuse them.

Seems like the Turks at least know a little about the limits of human depravity.

Maybe Trump will give that speech and do a Zachary Taylor impression this coming 4th of July:

Now that MAGAts have gutted and infested every department of the federal government can one truly believe the statistics coming out from any of them?

Especially the ones they have rather clumsily politicized in the past?

R5D4 supports murdering little children in order to stop the abuse of little children. Most Zio-fascists and other Nazi wannabes do.

My guess is that he is white, over 65 years old, frequently ----------- over the gunroom section of "Guns and Ammo", lives somewhere in the south or southwest, and wears diapers. But wearing diapers still doesn't keep him from tucking in a few old towels over the seat of his wretched, stained recliner, just in case. Accidents happen.

He also has a bad motivator.

Please give me a Funny Flag to confirm, R5D4.

One of my g-pop's favorite quotes. It's from Schiller, the guy who wrote the play for William Tell, my childhood hero (besides Ernest P. Worrell). G-pop grew up during the War and had stories of his parents helping all sorts of people who were on the run from those ------- Nazis. He liked to say, "Der tod ist die grenze des lebens, aber nicht die grenze der liebe." to my Mom (death is the termination of life, but not the termination of love). He was full of those corny things. When I would visit we would walk down to the store and buy a bag of Zwiefel's paprika potato chips and sit down somewhere and devour them (mostly him). He loved his junk food until the end, he-he.

DC Cherry Trees
Palestinian Olive Trees

Both on the American taxpayer's dime.

Lol. Roughly, it means "Against stupidity even the gods struggle in vain."

"And -- keine ahnung warum -- dirt poor white Americans keep voting for Republican overlords and oligarchic overseers."

Gegen dummheidt kampfen gotter selbst vergebens.

Nearly his entire paternal line (for the past 250 years?) have been greasy-nosed politicians. My guess is that collective guilt has caught up with the family name.

"Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness?
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul.

And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.""

-Bob Dylan, Masters of War

Classic SP. You forgot Alabama Man's pontoon boat playset. Best Christmas-time investment for young, male MAGA wannabes everywhere.

The Constitution will someday be argued to be unconstitutional.

Luke wasn't originally written in Hebrew. It was written in Koine Greek. The writer or writers of Luke were likely fluent in both languages and scholarly enough not to make such an obvious mistake in translation.

Pete Hogsbreath is an Islamophobic Christian proselytizer and racist alcoholic.

Pete took Jesus's harsh words in Luke 14:26 and ran with them, hating millions of fathers and mothers, wives, children, brothers, and sisters. He hates them because he is a true believer, and so he desperately wants to prove he is a true disciple of the one true God (described in 1 Samuel 15:3).

"'m sure AIPAC butters its bread wherever it can find it."

"As you know, on this side of the Wall we are Z's.
On the far other side of this Wall live the P's.
And the things that you've heard about P's are all true!
That terrible, horrible things that they do!
And in every P house and in every P town
every P eats his bread with the BUTTER SIDE DOWN!

-Dr. Seuss' Butter Battle Book (AKA Zionism against Palestine)

Was ist "F", einwanderer???

Oh look, our good buddy R5D4 posting yet another article about ... IRAN! 95.4% of all of his posts in the last four months have been about ... IRAN. But remember, he hates ALL religions!!!!

My guess is that some darker-skinned, turban-wearing, pistachio-eating Iranian must've impaled his mother on his 15 foot, flesh-colored pole saw back in the 70s and he's been frothing at the mouth ever since. As the other DR members have more eloquently put it: poor pathetic fellow.

The Polish people still think the Nazis did them a huge favor by exterminating or chasing out all about a few thousand Jews from their homeland.

Trump is finding out that Iran can put up a bigger fight than a 13-year-old girl.