Speaking of... this is how Florida Man plays Santa Claus:

He could just pull a Vlad and invade Greenland.

This looks like a satirical "Merry Christmas, Matt!" from the poor sots who had to werk with him.

Musk may not slap his hands away.... just sayin'.

Picturing Elon and Donald slapping each other's hands away from the bible...

Mark Cuban Confronts Elon Musk's AfD Remarks With His Own AI Chatbot

1Nut has already voluntarily sent a copy of his Drivers License to Elon Musk.

Pornhub legislation is just getting the old collecting all citizen's private information on Elon's personal hard drive started.

#2

They sure called it! That vid is from a month ago.

President Musk: You WILL Obey!

"Who's a good boy?!"

If it becomes necessary, Leon can replace the MAGA Congress Critters with MAGAbots.

So far it hasn't been necessary.

"It's kind of interesting, we have a president, we have a vice president, we have a speaker. It feels like Elon Musk is our prime minister," Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) said in a CBS "Face the Nation" hit."

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"Sen. Chris ----- (D-Del.) said on "State of the Union" that he is "concerned" about what Musk's role "is going to mean."

-----, like other Democrats, noted that the revised version of the spending bill excluded restrictions on outbound investment to China that were part of the original bill Musk harangued.

"Given that Tesla has a major new factory in Shanghai, that may actually benefit Elon Musk's business," ----- alleged."

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Musk is only in this because he's such a Patriotic American... oh, wait...

lmao... Shrimpdick 'thinks' there was no Shutdown
because of something other than Dems and some Republican budget hawks.

He's trying to get her a WH job... ASSistant to the Feurher in Chief.

Against all odds, Hulk Hogan is still available.

I mean, how could Trump pass on, 'Hogan's Heroes of the House' as a new tv series/legislature?

"He continued that if Panama could not ensure "the secure, efficient and reliable operation" of the channel, "then we will demand that the Panama Canal be returned to us, in full, and without question."

Panama is the new House of Reps... they'll ignore his tantrums, too. And suffer about as much, which is not much at all.

Incredibly enough, Hulk Hogan is still available....

I'm pretty sure he would be Elon's Cabin Boy should the opportunity arise.

But I saw this guy one night at a small venue bar downtown in Austin:

"Keep Hope Alive!" - Rev. Jesse Jackson

I caucused for him and the Rainbow Coalition in the early 80's in Austin.

Then Reagan stepped all over it. Too many of the hippies like myself had kids to feed, so they 'sold out'; bought suits and got jobs, often succumbing to the avarice of Corporate life.

- No, it was your undying support for the first person to drop out.

No one you can name who was willing to run was a sure thing... so you are just mouthing off yet again.

Both sides are being evil in many ways... there are no good guys in this fight.

lmao... 1nut the Victim.

- Musk shares a few opinions on X

"Musk helped kill a congressional spending bill. But much of what he spread was misinformation

Musk's objections to the 1,547-page omnibus bill included misinformation about congressional salaries, federal funding and public health preparedness, among other topics."

President Musk now thinks he's running Germany, too:

Elon Musk calls for German Chancellor's resignation following Magdeburg incident

NIH is now Chinese in TrumpWorld?

So unsurprising.