the nuclear codes...

On the bright side, he can't do much with them. And he will be fired before the end of the year.

Called it!

Accompanying picture of terrified child is a nice touch
*checks MAGA response flowchart*
Elian Gonzalez!!!!!
Posted by REDIAL at 2025-01-24 07:14 PM

has received a commutation as part of former President Joe Biden's clemency for nearly 2,500 federal inmates he described as "non-violent."

Drug possession is generally considered non-violent.

Accompanying picture of terrified child is a nice touch

*checks MAGA response flowchart*

Elian Gonzalez!!!!!

Mexico is refusing to receive deportation flights

That's what parachutes are for.

Fauci is worth about $10 million. He can afford security.

Lewzer quotes:

"Why Is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority?"

"The country wasn't based on executive orders,"

"Right now, Obama goes around signing executive orders. He can't even get along with the Democrats, and he goes around signing all these executive orders. It's a basic disaster. You can't do it."

"The problem is the president doesn't have any leverage over him and Elon gives zero -----."

No one could have seen that coming. Lewzer is scared -------- of his Senior Co-President, and he's stuck with him.

Murkowski announces she will vote against Hegseth

Has Senior Co-President Elon threatened to destroy her yet?

proposed an amendment to the U.S. Constitution

Never going to happen.

I wonder what happened to the "get better health insurance for less money"

I forgot all about that one.

So, keeping score:

- Grocery prices are not going to come down
- Not balancing the budget
- Border is not going to be sealed
- The Columbia River (giant faucet) is not going to be diverted to Los Angeles
- Ukraine war is not going to end
- No tariffs on Day One
- No tariffs on China, ever
- No concept of a healthcare plan

Now, let's look at California.

Let's do that. Has Lewzer opened his giant faucet yet? To send the Columbia River water to Los Angeles?

God you MAGA Trumpers are hella stupid.

He's not wrong. The 2016 election set the course for SCOTUS for a generation.

Pres Trump has realized the futility of his tariff campaign promises

Once you win, election promises mean nothing unless they were well paid for.

So, keeping score:

- Grocery prices are not going to come down
- Not balancing the budget
- Border is not going to be sealed
- The Columbia River (giant faucet) is not going to be diverted to Los Angeles
- Ukraine war is not going to end
- No tariffs on Day One
- No tariffs on China, ever

according to USDA data.

Get rid of USDA. Problem solved. Promises kept.

illegal aliens not being "subject to the jurisdiction" means they can't be prosecuted for crimes they commit?

That's an interesting and probably very complicated point.

Trump Laments L.A. Wildfires Destroying Homes Of "Some Of The Wealthiest & Most Powerful Individuals In Our Country"

Like Paris Hilton?

Pretty sure he's just green lighting whatever project 2025 tells him to.

Without question. His only concern with any issue is whether or not it will get his name in the news if he signs off on it.

Or, does he?

No.

Why?

I'll take "Lewzer has no idea what he's doing" for $100.

Just a tidbit of information to stew upon for you haters.

Sounds like there's a market for flying maternity wards.

Are you bipolar by chance?

More like Sybil.

Maybe Trump wants to put an end to this:

He doesn't want corrupt government officials arrested? That would make sense.

Trump has a child like understanding about how complicated things work.

Don't tell me that the water isn't coming? California needs it for firefighting as well as farming.

He said he'd open the giant faucet and make it happen. Big, beautiful fresh water!

Tick...tick...tick...