He hadn't glued his partial in yet... oh lord I see a poly grip parody in his future...

He just woke up... or was woken up... this is what he's like when he "comes to"... the one who is supposed to answer the red phone 24/7...

Rise and shine Cl0wns.

Sound familiar?

#6 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-13 11:23 AM | Reply | Flag: MMMHHHMMM

Only this time I think he just dragged himself out of bed or off an "Addy" crash and he hadn't had time to freshen up while the meds kicked in. The dude is tired... timing waaaayyy off... not enough D-cokes in the world gonna put straight in his spine.

Trumpanzee speak
NABJ
Donald Trump (05:39):

And for you to start off a question and answer period, especially when you're 35 minutes late because you couldn't get your equipment to work, in such a hostile manner, I think it's a disgrace. I really do think it's a disgrace.

Soooooooo.... how come he didn't crawl up his South Afrikan DEI hire's fanny and the delayed broadcast before launching into toothless talking points gumming up the discussion?

oh wow a deek fight in the parking lot. Imma run get my hazmat suit and watch with binoculars from a safe distance.

Ahe stole his ideas on tax cuts and borders.

#16 | POSTED BY ROBSON AT 2024-08-12 01:30 PM | REPLY. PPPFFFFTTTTTTTT!!

OMG... Trumpanzee's "Border Solutions" were building a wall and making Mexico pay for it or dig a moat and fill it with alligators!

As far as wait staff and untaxed tips?

I'm thinking someone waiting tables just about everywhere expressed that exact thought decades ago... hardly his idea... and not an ingenious one for sure... unless compassion for hard workers is a thought he had to dig deep in his brains to get to.

ergo...gfy... he's not a stable genius ...but you are a card-carrying member of his stable of stupid.

I wonder how many of his babies he's flushed.

I hear tell he is going to do and interview with Elon... Republicl0wns love them some narc on narc action... let's see if Trummpanzee is really a top

Since the cl0wn brigade is such a difficult teach... I've decided to put this into Trumpanzee speak... you know like a 3 year old...

ahem

We got a young one neener neener neener. You don't have one neener neener neener.

Poor Don-OLD. Someone should send him this article: "How to Live Happily During Old Age"
#7 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-11 04:16 PM |

What is remarkable about Biden is he came out of retirement to kick Trumpanzees fat @$$... and bruise his ego. Worked too.

Now he can go back to what he was doing.

Republicl0wns haven't had a former president attend their convention since 2004. How do they not see that the party must be having problems?

The Democrats will have 2, and if Carter lives long enough he will be represented... and of course Hillary (boooyaaaa).

He's wound up really tight. Keep up the pressure. This is what he acts like when tasting his own medicine. Squish him like a bug.

I'm king of the whiiiiiirrrrllllleeeeddddd!

gotta love it

Who knew attempting triangulation between strategic allies could be so complicated?

Someone ought to look into that.

P.S. This is why putting "A Businessman" in charge of our politics is such a bad idea.

Oh and one more thing... from wiki... for those living in a righthand bubble

Iran and Russia are strategic allies and form an axis in the Caucasus alongside Armenia. Iran and Russia are also military allies in the conflicts in Syria and Iraq and partners in Afghanistan and post-Soviet Central Asia.

Trumpanzee brought this on himself.

... also why did he send in an Asian guy to do his dirty work and announce it?

hmmmm another DEI hire

"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press," Trump said in a July 27, 2016 news conference.

Ya know... that's also when he started talking about the magical power of bleach

It kinda frames how they live in bubble thinking where they don't see connections to a larger picture. They just hear a song they like... never mind the inspiration.

oh yes it is... our species has deluded itself with cosmetics long enough.

Life is temporary and just because some medicine man with potions and procedures magically made you "look on the outside how you feel on the inside" doesn't change reality. Just made you a modern-day version of Frankenstein's monster... wealthy countries are currently awash in delusional beings hogging up space while calling kids lazy and unproductive.

true story

The difference between Vance and Walz is Walz likes his lane... he's done well there... he's not ashamed of it... he's ambitious but not greedy.

Vance hates where he is from... he doesn't want to go back... even if it means creating change for those he left behind... There is no ego trip in that... but there is in "po' boy dun did good fer hizsef". Being rich means he doesn't have to go back... he is the ultimate chameleon.

Geeze it's like someone dressed SovCits up in suits... sent them on the campaign trail

what a sad desperate man

Pathetic. What do you bet he changes his name... again...after this is over?

I think only 2 U.S. Newspapers are essential to be informed.
1. the Washington Post
2. the N.Y. Times

#4 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-08-08 12:55 PM | Reply MMHHHMMMM

Both are well-written and I would also recommend

3. The Christian Science Monitor

That's probably why he's freaked out... Kamala's man has got more "butch" going on.