Why do Trump supporters keep trying to kill Trump?
#105 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-09-16 07:13 AM | Reply | Flag: MEH
Welllllll... they've always pegged us for being lazy and unambitious... sooooooo... they're teachin' us a lesson he won't soon forget...
Let's just embrace our "Tom Sawyer" moment...
"No -- no -- I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful particular about this fence -- right here on the street, you know -- but if it was the back fence I wouldn't mind and she wouldn't. Yes, she's awful particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it the way it's got to be done."
"No -- is that so? Oh come, now -- lemme just try. Only just a little -- I'd let you, if you was me, Tom."
"Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly -- well, Jim wanted to do it, but she wouldn't let him; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence and anything was to happen to it --"
"Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say -- I'll give you the core of my apple."
"Well, here -- No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard --"
"I'll give you all of it!"
Sigh. I suppose the IDF's only legitimate tactical option is to tickle terrorists to death with peacock feathers.
#93 | Posted by Karabekian at 2024-09-18 01:53 PM | FLAG PPPFFFTTTTTT
Cambodia and Vietnam are still finding them left by the US Military terrorist forces... tax dollars still paying dividends too... half century later... Then there was that whole dumping dioxin on them thingie... the back spray from that killed my dad... friendly fire?