When I get a loaner car from the dealer for a day, I have to make a conscious effort not to press the non-existent clutch pedal.
#3 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

This is me EVERY time I drive my wife's car.

For as ridiculous as these GOP clowns are, their counterparts do more actual damage.
#17 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Get specific or STFU.

You will NEVER be successful in shaming me into voting for the current America- hating totalitarian Democratic Party.
#16 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

You're one ignorant ---, JEFF. Lay out some specifics or STFU already.

#5 | POSTED BY MSGT

Hey chicken little, STFU

you lose your crap.
#56 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

More hyperbole. HAHAHA! You're like clock work.

This is absolute bs. I'm a heavy construction and highway union laborer. We do this work.

#2 | POSTED BY DRAGFREEDRIFT

Damn you're dumb. JFC

#3 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

You poor dumb bastard

#33 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

JFC dude

#60 | POSTED BY CORKY

Hook, line and sinker. LOL

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

--Mark -----

Did she ever leave? Seems she traded him for her husband and daughter.
#3 | POSTED BY MORRIS

Exactly this. She never left. She just shut her mouth for a few, enjoyable months.

And sacrificed two loving relationships all for Trump. What a -------.

Both of which Democrats are seeking to destroy.
#15 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

You're hyperbole is not appreciated, JEFF. Get a grip.

Then swallow it.

Fnkcing disgusting ----, JEFF.

You people make me sick.

I don't really believe in unicorns.
#45 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

If it's standard practice, no time like the present to start cracking down. And can't do any worse than former President Trump to set a precedent.

What are you saying? Public trust in the news media is actually at record highs?
#31 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Is that what you gathered from my post?

JFC

Ya know, if just wanted to get rich, all they had to do was ask Nancy Pelosi for stock tips.
But NoooOOOooo. They had to get greedy.
#1 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

That's legit.

#28 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Did you already forget about the 750 million reasons why your wrong with that statement?

I mean I know ignorance is bliss, but willful ignorance is one stanky cologne.

Swallow it.

If it's so easy, why don't you do something about it JEFF?

#37 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

Why would you not do the same thing Trump did? Could it be that it's illegal? That it's fraud?

You're massively unconvincing both with your misinterpretation of Trump's wrong doing and Stewart's obviously very legal decisions from YEARS ago.

Worse, you're parroting a false equivalence laid out by Tim Fnkcing Pool.

Let that sink in for a minute. Any other BS Tim Pool narratives you'd like to regurgitate here? I doubt it, but am up for a good laugh.

You're up, sporto.

*If Stewart committed real estate fraud, sue him! No skin off my back.

#31 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

So you only support Trump's indictment on real estate fraud charges if John Stuart is as well?

I don't see the fraud on Stewart's part and you've failed to prove even probable cause in this very thread.

Yet Trump clearly committed real estate fraud. Are you THAT big of a political hack? Own up to it, Trump committed real estate fraud, which is against the law.

If Stewart committed real estate fraud, lock him up! No skin off my back. Funny how you think that's a determining factor as it relates to Trump's situation.

#26 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

Is real estate fraud illegal?

NY Post Promotes Laughably Wrong Claim From Online Troll Accusing Jon Stewart of Fraudulently Overvaluing His Apartment

In no way was this the "exact same thing." It is simply not accurate to say Stewart "overvalued" his property "by a staggering 829%."

What's happening here is [Tim] Pool, Jacob, and other critics attacking Stewart are conflating three different types of real estate values. Whether that's being done through an innocent mistake or a deliberate effort to spread misinformation, we'll leave it to the reader to decide, but they're confusing 1) the actual market value of a property, or what someone would be willing to pay for it, 2) the property's taxable value as assessed by a governmental agency property appraiser, and 3) documentation about a property's value submitted to a lender for the purposes of securing a loan.

Trump got in trouble for committing fraud regarding that third category, the information the Trump Org submitted to lenders to secure loans. Among the misrepresentations, perhaps the most egregious was the "tripling of the size of the Trump Tower Penthouse," which Judge Arthur Engoron noted in his scathing ruling was an undeniable and indefensible falsehood. ...

Current real estate values in the area [Stewart's condo at the time] further drive home the point. Another 6,000 sq. ft. Tribeca penthouse not too far from the one Stewart owned is currently on the market for $24,450,000 (and has some absolutely lovely "chevron wood floors" and "a freestanding soaking tub facing the Empire State Building," among other stunning views of the NYC skyline). Past sales in Stewart's specific building show even the units that were half the size of his (and not on the penthouse level) still selling for millions of dollars.