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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

An adult male allegedly stabbed multiple victims in the Rockford, Illinois area on Wednesday, leaving four people dead, one in critical condition and four others in stable condition, authorities said in a press conference Wednesday. A postal worker is among the four individuals who died, Rockford Police confirmed. Details about the other victims have not been released. The attacks took place before 1:15 p.m., local time, near Holmes Street, Cleveland Avenue and Eggleston Road, according to authorities, who noted this was a "multi-jurisdictional crime scene."

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Like there's no crime in --------------. ---- off, sea-cow.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-27 09:55 PM | Reply

It's just another pin in her Obama voodoo doll.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-03-27 09:55 PM | Reply

I guess we are going to have to ban assault knives.

#3 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-03-28 10:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Home invasion at 1:15 PM - pretty bold.

That ---- doesn't happen in rural Texas.

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-03-28 05:54 PM | Reply

I guess we are going to have to ban assault knives.
#3 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER AT 2024-03-28 10:53 AM | FLAG:

Scary pommel?

That's a paddlin'.

#5 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2024-03-28 06:03 PM | Reply

Nothing happens in rural Texas... the men are lazy and the sheep are fast.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2024-03-28 06:53 PM | Reply

#3 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

You poor dumb bastard

#7 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2024-03-28 07:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I guess we are going to have to ban assault knives.

#3 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER A

Jeff is right for a change. There is nothing funnier than 4 people who suffered a brutal death, screaming in terror as a maniac slashes them and stabs them and guts them like a pig!

Friday the 13th is a comedy, right?

#8 | Posted by truthhurts at 2024-03-28 07:26 PM | Reply

Friday the 13th is a comedy, right?

#8 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS AT 2024-03-28 07:26 PM | REPLY

Well, yes. It's a horror-comedy-mystery wrapped around a christian morality tale to don't do drugs and don't have premarital sex.

#9 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-03-29 11:58 AM | Reply

In Death of Stalin they give Beria a sham trial, take him out and shoot him in the head while he begs for his life and promises vengeance.

Still a comedy.

#10 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-03-29 12:00 PM | Reply

the men are lazy and the sheep are fast.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2024-03-28 06:53 PM | Reply | Flag

You sound experienced, Texas boy...

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-03-30 05:24 PM | Reply

You sound experienced, Texas boy...
#11 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

You are mistaken, Corky is a slow Texas sheep, on purpose.

#12 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-03-30 05:32 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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