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Friday, June 14, 2024

Wells Fargo has conducted a rash of sackings in recent weeks after claims some of its employees were faking keyboard activity to fool the firm into thinking they were working.

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It seems there may be limits to slacking at a bank job. Who knew?

#1 | Posted by john47 at 2024-06-15 11:17 AM | Reply

It seems there may be limits to slacking at a bank job. Who knew?

#1 | Posted by john47 at 2024-06-15 11:17 AM


Only for the peons.

#2 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3 at 2024-06-15 11:32 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Soooo what were they supposed to be working on that involved so much keyboarding? How much of their job didn't involve keyboarding? What were they required to be doing when keyboarding wasn't involved? Salary or hourly? Time constraints? Deadlines? Did they produce what was expected but no more? No ambition?

Maybe the company just wants an excuse to "trim the fat" and downsize. Pile the work on the busiest salaried employee with "gumption" so they can get the same work done with half the staff and increase profitability.

sosdd

#3 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-06-15 01:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

The trick is to not try to fool the company into thinking you're working.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-06-15 01:32 PM | Reply

The solution is to find employment with a company where you are allowed what I refer to as "selective participation"

#5 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-06-15 01:40 PM | Reply

Sooooo much happier working at a startup

#6 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2024-06-15 02:56 PM | Reply

This goes on quite a bit with Government jobs. And I'm speaking from experience

#7 | Posted by shane at 2024-06-15 03:59 PM | Reply

Faking seems to be a way of life at Wells Fargo.

#8 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2024-06-15 04:11 PM | Reply

Wells Fargo has never had a good reputation. But government jobs are even worse since "working" from home is a taxpayer scam.

#9 | Posted by Robson at 2024-06-15 07:53 PM | Reply

@#3 ... Soooo what were they supposed to be working on that involved so much keyboarding? How much of their job didn't involve keyboarding? What were they required to be doing when keyboarding wasn't involved? Salary or hourly? Time constraints? Deadlines? Did they produce what was expected but no more? No ambition? ...

Excellent questions.

My experience...

Once I managed a software engineering team. One of the Engineers broke from the norm at the time.

When he was working on a project, he would consult those who were affected by the outcome of his project. I know, odd for the Engineering team to actively engage with the Marketing team. But there it was. A steady stream of marketing folk into his office with many whiteboard ~discussions~ about the specs of the project.

Once he got a grasp of what he needed to do on the project, the specs were updated, with the approval of the VP of Marketing btw.

Then he just shut the door to his office, turned off the lights in his office, and started typing code.

Amazing code, some of the least buggy code I have ever seen.

When he he finished that phase, he again had a stream of Marketing folk going into his office to give their opinions.

He wrote some of the best software I've ever seen, and the Marketing folk (according to what the VP of Marketing had told me) agreed,

Now, if I had measured keyboard activity, that excellent Software Engineer would have been fired.

But I did not measure keyboard activity, I measured results and the time to produce those results.

#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-06-15 08:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

But I did not measure keyboard activity, I measured results and the time to produce those results.
#10 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER AT 2024-06-15 08:26 PM | REPLY | FLAG:I FIGURED

Sounds like he didn't sit still. Teamwork is as important as brilliance to get to the big picture.

I wonder if there is a generation of insular thinkers impressed by their own genius.

#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-06-16 09:51 AM | Reply

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