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Monday, March 23, 2026

51 seasons into Saturday Night Live, the United Kingdom has finally gotten around to producing their own version. Saturday Night Live UK kicked off this weekend with its first episode, featuring host Tina Fey.


This is an actual CIA document from the Biden era about how White Wimmin' is taking over. And it is very funny. Read more


Get up, after a restless sleep. Shower, using products that contain plastic and are in plastic containers. Fix your hair and deodorise your body using sprays smoothed by plastics, before putting on clothes woven from synthetic (plastic) fibres, picking up your plastic phone and heading out, sipping water from a plastic bottle. Chew plastic gum. Buy a snack wrapped in plastic and receive a receipt printed on plastic-covered paper. Come home, take food out of its plastic packaging, cook it with plastic utensils, then store the leftovers in plastic tubs and clean up with detergents that contain plastics and come in plastic bottles. Clean your teeth with a plastic toothbrush and plastic-infused toothpaste. Go to bed. Read more


Dozens of Israeli settlers rampaged across the occupied West Bank overnight, torching cars and houses for the second night in a row, beating and injuring nine Palestinians. In Gaza, an IDF drone killed three and wounded ten Palestinians sheltering in a refugee camp.

IDF Supports Settler Violence Against Defenseless Palestinians


Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), a longtime hawk on Iran, told Fox News's Shannon Bream Sunday that the U.S. should seize control of Kharg Island, which has been described as "the point of departure for approximately 90 percent of Iran's oil exports." Earlier this month, President Donald Trump bragged about obliterating "every military target in Iran's crown jewel, Kharg Island." "I trust the Marines, not that guy," Graham said of The Atlantic writer. "I trust DOD. We've got two marine expeditionary area units sailing to this island. We did Iwo Jima, we can do this. The Marines, my money's always on the Marines."


Sunday, March 22, 2026

At a recent social event, Dan Bongino was confronted by a Good Samaritan who shouted to him: "I was a cop for nine years, you're a pedophile protector, fagg*t! You're a pedophile protector, f*ck you, dude, f*ck you!"

Moral Coward and Clown TV Tumor Dan Bongino


A year ago, federal environmental regulators told West Virginia officials that their plan to clear sulfur and smog from skies over the state's national wilderness areas wasn't good enough because a dozen coal plants didn't analyze whether they needed better pollution controls. Six months later, the Environmental Protection Agency, now firmly under President Donald Trump's control, blessed the same plan, saying technology evaluations wouldn't be necessary as long as visibility hit projected benchmarks.


  • After mega-oligarch Elon Musk offered to pay TSA salaries during the ongoing partial government shutdown, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) suggested privatizing TSA and that the airlines be made to pay them: ""Is there evidence that creating TSA has made air travel safer over the past 25 years? If not, then why not let the airlines and airports handle it? Why give politicians the power to play games with the travel of our people?"
  • US Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) bleated ICE and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) be split from the rest of funding for DHS to end growing chaos at airports around the country.
    US at War With Iran With a Madman as POTUS


    This April Canadians are planning to sail to Gaza as part of a flotilla to deliver humanitarian and medical aid to break a nearly 20-year inhuman Israeli naval blockade of the besieged enclave.

    Crimes Against Humanity


    Outraged Americans are demanding that members of the Trump family face conscription if a comprehensive military draft is enacted during wartime. However, the 19 year old may be exempt from military service due to a medical waiver. Read more


    The Justice Department wants to streamline federal habeas review of capital case so states can execute prisoners as soon as possible after conviction.

    Federal Register


    Kayleigh Heckel dove onto the floor and grabbed hold of the ball. It didn't matter that UTSA's Cheyenne Rowe didn't let go after Heckel's pounce. Heckel didn't have plans to either.


    Night shift work increases the risk of developing diabetes, heart disease, and obesity. It disrupts the body's circadian rhythms"the 24-hour internal "clock" that controls when you sleep and wake.


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    Here's a recap of Trump's remarks on Saturday night, in which he threatened to strike Iranian power plants if Tehran does not "fully open" the strait of Hormuz within 48 hours.

    Writing on Truth Social, Trump said:

    If Iran doesn't FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST!"


    Saturday, March 21, 2026

    DUBAI: More than 20 countries on Saturday said they would contribute to efforts ensuring safe passage in the Strait of Hormuz, condemning Iran's closure of the vital waterway. Read more


    A jury has found Elon Musk liable for defrauding investors by deliberately driving down Twitter's stock price in the tumultuous months leading up to his 2022 acquisition of the social media company for $44 billion.


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