MTG: 'They Can Control the Weather'

Saturday, October 05, 2024

Marjorie Taylor Greene challenges YOU to prove Hurricane Helene wasn't an inside job.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 11:32 PM | 18 COMMENTS | permalink

... Marjorie Taylor Greene challenges YOU to prove Hurricane Helene wasn't an inside job. ...

Sorry, it is up to Rep Greene to substantiate her assertion, not me to disprove it.

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-10-04 03:39 PM

It's true. The US Government stole the weather dominator machine from the terrorist organization COBRA in the 1980's. I clearly remember seeing a documentary about it.

#2 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-10-04 04:22 PM

There is no doubt about it; MTG is Bat S**t Crazy!

#3 | Posted by danni at 2024-10-05 06:50 AM

Sheets! Bats! Batsheet!

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-10-05 07:27 AM

Can psyiatry control the halucinations? Come on, they have drugs and even elwctro-shock therapy? but realistically. no, they can't control the hallucinations Saddest thought I've ever posted here because it is true.

#5 | Posted by danni at 2024-10-06 09:33 AM

You do realize republicl0wns elect these women to prove why women shouldn't hold office.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-10-06 10:13 AM

Some guy in the Pentagon has a computer screen that allows him to control the weather; at least, that is what MTG thinks.

#7 | Posted by danni at 2024-10-06 10:37 AM

They do control how weather is reported.

#8 | Posted by visitor_ at 2024-10-06 10:40 AM

They do control how weather is reported.

#8 | Posted by visitor

My friends in NC who communicate their experiences through cell phones disagree.

You are so dedicated to propaganda that common sense is foreign to you.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-06 10:53 AM

The simple fact of the matter is that I, ZED, control the weather.

No more blatther about this mysyerious "they".

#10 | Posted by Zed at 2024-10-06 10:56 AM

I don't claim to know to what extent the government can control the weather but it's no secret that they make it rain all the time and have since the Vietnam conflict.

Also, lasers to control the weather??? This aired almost a decade ago.

x.com

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-10-06 11:22 AM

We already know you're a ------- idiot, no need to prove it daily.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-10-06 11:53 AM

They do control how weather is reported.

#8 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Who are "they"?

Also ... "THEY" ARE EATING THE PETS!

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-10-06 12:06 PM

"They do control how weather is reported."

Have you noticed that the white part of tour eyes looks brpwn lately?

#14 | Posted by danni at 2024-10-06 02:26 PM

Well, they do control the weather, if by "they" you mean the drill baby drill faction. Soon the large storms in the Gulf will get bigger, and soon the heat will kill more and more people in the Deep South and Southwest. It is too late to fight global warming, not that our Congress would do anything of note.

#15 | Posted by Hughmass at 2024-10-06 04:24 PM

If the government could control the weather then the hurricane would have made landfall at maralago.

#16 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-10-06 07:38 PM

It's the Windmills and Jewish Space Lasers MTG, "The Jewish Space Lasers!"

(slow mo Austin Powers voice complete
with " ")...

#17 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-10-07 07:32 PM

So, if we are to believe MTG, Biden's sharpie is much more potent than Trump's.

#18 | Posted by horstngraben at 2024-10-07 07:59 PM

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