Two Oregon Men Die from Exposure Looking for Sasquatch

Monday, December 30, 2024

Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said Saturday.

Posted by REDIAL at 11:31 PM | 19 COMMENTS | permalink

Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said

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-- Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) December 29, 2024 at 12:21 PM

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Ah, but did Sasquatch find them?

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-12-30 05:31 AM

Were they vaccinated? Seems like an obvious question given the circumstances.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2024-12-30 11:20 AM

Searchers don't "find" Sasquatch. Sasquatch finds them.

Poor fools.

#3 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 12:03 AM

Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace

- S'quatch

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2024-12-31 12:07 AM

You know they were ---------...

#5 | Posted by madbomber at 2024-12-31 03:41 AM

The West Coast version of Florida men.

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-12-31 05:01 AM

RIGHT/TRITE

Florida men use airboats.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 05:37 AM

And drones.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 05:39 AM

And drones.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 05:39 AM | Reply | Flag: PPFFFTTT

That would be the intelligent approach.

My first "learning how to do research" college paper... back in the '70s... before the internet... was about the Sasquatch, Yeti, and Abominable Snowman sightings. The evidence is so sketchy... and yet compelling... because the stories have similar threads even though they occurred at vast distances. They were spotted as far ... from the Himalayas to California which at the time...before drones and satellite surveyance... there were vast areas of uncharted mountainous territories all over the world.

Nowadays it strikes me that if Google satellites can catch an image of my compact car from space... and regular-sized people on the ground...

#9 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-12-31 06:37 AM

RIGHT/TRITE

My mother was flabbergasted when I showed her the satellite image of her freshly painted bright red cellar door. They can probably also read the date on a dime.

But back to the story . . .

Oregan men never heard of snowmobiles? or 4 x 4's?

They were in a national forest. Oregon men don't know how to gather tinder? Rub two sticks together?

They didn't pack any flares?

Good Grief.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 07:03 AM

Not sure the "Oregon" part of the label is needed. Just describing them as "two men" would have sufficed to offer a hint as to the why of the crazy.

#11 | Posted by Hughmass at 2024-12-31 07:25 AM

You can't fix stupid.

#12 | Posted by danni at 2024-12-31 07:29 AM

HUGH

Scroll up.

Trite compared these two hapless Sasquatch hunters from Oregon as the West Coast version of Florida men.

Florida men know better than to go trekking around the Everglades looking for Bigfoot, ill-equipped and un-prepared for the dangers they'd face.

It's no tea party out there regardless of who you are or where you're from.

#13 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 07:44 AM

Brokeback Biggie.

#14 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-01 01:35 AM

#13

Florida is a much more forgiving environment. You can get hypothermic there, but you really need to be trying. It actually happened to me once. Thanks, Air Force.

Drunk and stupid in the mountains of Oregon will kill you.

#15 | Posted by madbomber at 2025-01-01 06:20 AM

In the future I would advise that you don't expose yourself in front of a Sasquatch.

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-01-01 11:18 AM

And drones.
#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-12-31 05:39 AM | Reply | Flag: PPFFFTTT
That would be the intelligent approach.
My first "learning how to do research" college paper... back in the '70s... before the internet... was about the Sasquatch, Yeti, and Abominable Snowman sightings. The evidence is so sketchy... and yet compelling... because the stories have similar threads even though they occurred at vast distances. They were spotted as far ... from the Himalayas to California which at the time...before drones and satellite surveyance... there were vast areas of uncharted mountainous territories all over the world.
Nowadays it strikes me that if Google satellites can catch an image of my compact car from space... and regular-sized people on the ground...
#9 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-12-31 06:37 AM | Reply | Flag:| Newsworthy 1

Impeding scientific confirmation has been a priority.

Evidence that humans share this planet with several hominid species today is embattled as their habitats are being encroached upon by corporate and military interests that maintain this secrecy.

The Smithsonian commits intellectual fraud since it's inception, imo.

#17 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-01-01 03:44 PM

Is the Earth still flat?

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-01-02 09:47 AM

Is the Earth still flat?
#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-01-02 09:47 AM

A stain on the pale blue dot.

#19 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-01-02 03:08 PM

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