Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Trump Proudly Declares End of Fighting Between 'Aberbaijan' and Albania

President Donald Trump boasted of ending hostilities between "Aberbaijan" and Albania on Tuesday. While doing so, he managed to flub the name of one country and cite another that had not actually been involved in the conflict in question.

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Trump Proudly Declares End of Hostilities Between 'Aberbaijan' and - Albania?

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-- Mediaite (@mediaite.com) Aug 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM

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More: Trump appeared on Tuesday's edition of The Mark Levin Show, where he repeated his context-less claim to have ended six or seven global conflicts in his first seven months in office.

"I've settled six wars, and a lot of people say seven because there's one that nobody knows about," Trump said cryptically. "But I've settled six wars, and we did the Iran" I wiped out their nuclear capability, which they would've used against Israel in two seconds if they had the chance. But we wiped it out."

After claiming that the conflict between India and Pakistan was the "easiest" to resolve, Trump turned his attention to "Aberbaijan" and Albania.

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-20 10:51 AM

The gaslighting never stops.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-08-20 11:16 AM

How about Marla and Melania?

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-20 01:45 PM

Ivanka and Melanoma require a UN peacekeeping force as well.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FdBhPe70L.__AC_SX300_SY300_QL70_ML2_.jpg

"Up, up and away!"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-20 02:03 PM

... President Donald Trump boasted of ending hostilities between "Aberbaijan" and Albania on Tuesday. While doing so, he managed to flub the name of one country and cite another that had not actually been involved in the conflict in question. ...

There really needs to be a website, or a social media page along the lines of ...

~What if fmr Pres Biden had said this?~

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-20 06:17 PM

Comedy gold.

This should be sweet fodder for the "pundits and pods".

#6 | Posted by senorcleavage at 2025-08-20 09:25 PM

Albania? How much of an embarrassment does Trump need to be before it is too much?

#7 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-08-20 09:37 PM

Friday, October 10. Get your popcorn ready. It's gonna be epic.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-08-20 09:41 PM

If Biden had made such an embarrassing error such as this, it would be on every news channel with pundits analyzing every letter coming out of his mouth and a lot of people debating whether he was fit to be president.

But Trump? Not so much.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-20 09:48 PM

Remember when Gary Johnson said, "What is Aleppo?"

And people were like, "Nope, not him."

It's too bad people have zero standards for Trump.

How can you when the man is literally a turd sandwich and proud of it.

#10 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-20 09:51 PM

... President Donald Trump boasted of ending hostilities between "Aberbaijan" and Albania on Tuesday. While doing so, he managed to flub the name of one country and cite another that had not actually been involved in the conflict in question. ...

Yeah.

Still the question at the forefront.

I'll be kind ...

Is Pres Trump losing it?

#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-20 11:17 PM

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
HL Mencken

Mission accomplished.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-21 05:49 AM

I dont quite understand how people are giving him credit for ending like six/seven wars lol...this even comes from lefty's like Bill Maher who said it last weekend.

I think with Trump, there's just so much lying and BS - you get tired of just fighting everything.

#13 | Posted by brass30 at 2025-08-21 02:18 PM

Is Pres Trump losing it?

On the campaign trail he was obviously he couldn't answer or even focus on answering questions....some of his replies were just pathetic and at times incoherent. He talked in circles.

But the difference between Biden and Trump? Biden looked frail and old, and combine that with what at times came out of his mouth it was not a good look. Deer in the headlights.

Trump - as pathetic and incohrent as he is - still looks like he commands what he is saying. Even though any rational person would say WTF is he even taking about. Trump isn't like this 100% of the time, but it's getting worse and I suspect by his final year we could enter a repeat of Regan's final year.

#14 | Posted by brass30 at 2025-08-21 02:24 PM

Are we still at war with Eurasia?

Or is it Eastasia?

I cant remember anymore. I thought we were at war with Eurasia.

Now I have been told we have always been at war with Eastasia.

That must be right since Dear Leader said it then it must be true. Dear Leader would never lie to us.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-21 04:32 PM

Thank you president Trump for ending the conflict between Antarctica and Archipelago!

#16 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2025-08-22 01:22 PM

Thank you president Trump for ending the conflict between Angora and Alpaca!

Sweaters around the world rejoiced!

#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-22 06:29 PM

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