Ex-NFL Quarterback Mark Sanchez Stabbed

Saturday, October 04, 2025

Former NFL quarterback and current Fox Sports commentator Mark Sanchez was hospitalized after being injured in an apparent stabbing incident in Indianapolis, according to Fox Sports and local police.

Posted by retort at 05:51 PM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

"Don't Drink and Stab/Drive!"

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-04 06:24 PM

And he apparently has been arrested in the hospital.

But a Trump supporter being arrested for something other than molesting children is a step in the right direction for Trumpers I suppose.

#2 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-10-04 11:34 PM

Arrested for "battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle and public intoxication".

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-10-04 11:54 PM

Trumper's gonna Trump.

#4 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-10-05 01:02 AM

media.gettyimages.com

Stinky and Stabby.

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-10-05 09:59 AM

You're nobody until you get stabbed in a bar fight. Let's see if Stinky Pete ends up in a similar situation...

#6 | Posted by catdog at 2025-10-06 08:17 AM

Mr. Buttfumble is now facing felony charges.

abcnews.go.com

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-10-06 02:40 PM

That boy's going to jail.

#8 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-10-06 05:22 PM

MAGA turd Dan Dakich has an interesting take on the Sanchez stabbing.

Dan Dakich
@dandakich
Sanchez or anyone being stabbed downtown indy should not be a surprise
we have a ton of fatherless and armed African American kids descending on downtown Indy every weekend
if that offends you f off as the chief of police Bailey and Rev Harrison have told you this!!

x.com

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-10-06 05:33 PM

"we have a ton of fatherless and armed African American kids descending on downtown Indy every weekend"

Ban African American Kids!

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-10-06 05:38 PM

Mark Sanchez (38) must have been on an intoxicated "roid-rage" because pepper-spray didn't stop him, causing the 69-year-old driver to deploy a knife. The old guy is now suing Mr. Buttfumble and Faux News: www.indystar.com

a) Mark Sanchez was beating up a guy 30 years older than him.

b) Why does a 69-year-old man have to work recycling restaurant oil?

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-10-07 04:07 AM

Good question.

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-10-07 05:49 AM

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