President Donald Trump on Friday said he will ask the Justice Department to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's alleged ties ...
Trump has directed the DOJ to investigate Democrats with ties to Epstein, not realizing that by doing so he could wind up with a cellmate who hates his politics
-- The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) Nov 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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