Trump Boasts That He Can Identify a Giraffe

Sunday, December 21, 2025

As the health of US president Donald Trump continues to spark debate online, the 79-year-old bragged about acing' three cognitive tests ...

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 07:30 PM | 26 COMMENTS | permalink

Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests

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-- The Independent (@the-independent.com) Dec 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM

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Ask him to tie his shoe without help.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-12-21 08:42 AM

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#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-21 10:28 AM

How is the weeather over there in Pyongyang?

#3 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 11:39 AM

If what was posted on this thread triggered a Pyongyang remark then you are one seriously fccked up being.

Trump is deranged, sinking, sliding into a dangerous state, and you post that?

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2025-12-21 11:44 AM

"Trump is deranged, sinking, sliding into a dangerous state"

A he pulled you and others down his level a long time ago. The OP of this thread is literally a bot (it says so right in its alias) that regurgitates agitprop.

Nobody regularly uses the word 'dotard' except the leader of DPRK and those sympathetic to him.

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 11:57 AM

SSentinel is a swastika-loving pissant who would love to show his gaping -------- to Kyle Rittenhouse.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 12:02 PM

Bots are very realistic these days. They even appear to have nerves that can be touched.

#7 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 12:05 PM

Killer Kyle is so dreamy.

~ SSentinel ~

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 12:06 PM

If you say so, Mr. Kim.

#9 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 12:30 PM

How's that swastika tramp-stamp working out for you?

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 12:31 PM

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#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-21 12:48 PM

How is fantasizing about my back side working out for you?

#12 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 01:15 PM

You're the one who fantasizes about Killer Kyle spraying your swastika tat.

#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 01:22 PM

I can see you're getting off on these projected thoughts. Knock yourself out, Lil Kim.

#14 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-12-21 01:31 PM

SSentinel can't get enough of Killer Kyle.

#15 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 01:33 PM

25th Amendment this gibbering ----

#16 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-21 02:07 PM

Mad as a mercury addled hatter.

#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-12-21 02:24 PM

"Dotard" was a wonderful introduction to the present vernacular for the current officeholder, regardless of the source.

Like santorum, I hope the names and words are linked forever.

#18 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-12-21 02:25 PM

Whether it's Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there's plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.

~ NY Times Pitchbot ~

#19 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-21 03:46 PM

25th Amendment this gibbering ----
#16 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-21 02:07 PM

We're so far, far beyond that moment, even with the next round of slurs and vulgar ego propping denials proving he's sundowned.

I'm curious where the scum keeping Trump in position will run when his time is up.

Obama held their curtain down with his "we don't look back" b.s. preventing justice.

Nobody is left to aid that - no corporate Democrat can hope to have that kind of power again.

Their protection of Citizens United will become a rallying cry for corporate scalps, imo.

Methodically depleting the majority of food, housing, energy, education, protection and hope will burn this government utterly and totally, Trump or no Trump.

#20 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-12-21 04:18 PM

Pretty sure Democrats were against CU, but hey, tinfoil ain't what it used to be m

#21 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-22 12:30 AM

79-year-old bragged about acing' three cognitive tests .

Being made to take three cognitive tests is not the flex the demented rotting pumpkin thinks it is.

#22 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-22 10:59 AM

Much better indication of his mental health is the way he slurs his consonants in the evening, the way he nods off to sleep while people are talking to him in front of cameras, the way he can't walk a straight line anymore or how he has to have signs put all over the whitehouse to tell him where he is.

Toss in the fact that for a man whose ear healed from being shot off in just two weeks he cannot get rid of his "hand shaking bruise" on his right hand for months now.

He is decomposing in real time.

#23 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-22 11:02 AM

A Giraffe? Hey! That's my 4 year old grandson's favorite animal!

#24 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-12-23 11:49 AM

In the philosophy of The Giraffe and the Jackal Trumpy is definitely a Jackal.

Nuff said.

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-23 12:05 PM

It's a shame that his followers can't identify a sh*tclown.

#26 | Posted by Jaspar at 2025-12-23 09:13 PM

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