Trump Still Eyes Greenland

Thursday, April 23, 2026

U.S. President Donald Trump appears to have set his eyes on Greenland again while venting frustration at NATO, as the diplomatic fallout from Iran war exposes rifts in Washington's ties with the security alliance.

Posted by truthhurts at 01:32 PM | 20 COMMENTS | permalink

BARTIROMO: Did you see Europe is drafting a plan to open up the Hormuz Strait without the United States? TRUMP: It's so sad. Look at Greenland. We should have Greenland.

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Apr 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM

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He's insane. Lock the ------- ---- in a cell

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-20 09:38 PM

Well, it's right there, in the Big Bootifool Bok. In the Puhsalums at one with a "23," a pair of cockeyed eyeballs and "3" where it says ... now, listen up: "He makes me to lie down in green pastures." Could it possibly be more clear? The green pastures of Greenland. Where hell else? So green we call it GreenGreenLand. It doth been decreed. Shazam. Ooooh, daddy!
~ MAGAJesus

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-21 07:54 AM

So green we call it GreenGreenLand.

That would contravene the intent of H.R.1161 - Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025.

www.congress.gov

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-21 12:51 PM

Trump said that "NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!"
Posted by truthhurts

Wait...so now we needed NATO's help? What happened to "We don't need any help, actually." Donald Trump, March 17 2026

#4 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-04-22 01:21 AM

If he's eyeing Greenland like he eyed Ivanka when she was 12, Greenland better be on the Pill.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-23 02:35 PM

Re 3

I have never seen a less serious Congress in my life. With all the problems in the world this is what we get from them.

"The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland."

---- amazing. The comedy writes itself. Into a tragedy.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 02:56 PM

"NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM (except when we were attacked on 9/11), AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN(unless we are actually attacked of course) . REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! ((But is being run better than Idiot America!))

Greenland has a public, free healthcare system for residents, funded and operated as part of the Danish realm. It features 16 health districts, five regional hospitals, and the central Queen Ingrid's Hospital in Nuuk for specialized care. Services include doctor visits, hospital treatment, and prescription medicine, with specialized cases often referred to Denmark.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 03:00 PM

I have never seen a less serious Congress in my life.

Excellent candidates are running to change that: Non-AIPAC/Non-Status Quo Democratic Candidates

Kick the status quo dinosaurs, corporation defenders, oligarch minions, and warmongering Islamophobes out of office on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026, Tuesday 2 Nov 2027, and Tuesday 7 Nov 2028.

We'll at least have a fighting chance at no more idiotic Islamophobic wars in the Middle East and possibly more funding for Medicaid and Medicare.

Universal healthcare for Americans, as enjoyed by the residents of Israel, Germany, Greenland, Canada, Taiwan, Iran, tiny Albania, and soon Mexico, is not in Amerikkka's future.

Kick out whoever we can one at a time on election day.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-23 03:46 PM

Greenland to Trump: "You want us, eh? How are you going to take us? You and what army?"

Trump: "Um, they were here just a minute ago. Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back..."

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2026-04-23 04:17 PM

as the diplomatic fallout from Iran war exposes rifts in Washington's ties with the security alliance.

Media is ridiculous saying nonsense like this.

The Iran war isn't exposing rifts. The rifts were already very, very evident and visible before Bibi took his pet Trump to war with Iran. It's just widening them.

#10 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-23 08:24 PM

In other news, the desperately needed hospital ship Lewzer said he was sending to Greenland 2 months ago has been in Portland for the last month.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-24 01:36 AM

BARTIROMO: Did you see Europe is drafting a plan to open up the Hormuz Strait without the United States?

TRUMP: I want a toy! It's not fair! Give me a toy now!

#12 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-04-24 01:07 PM

#11 | Posted by REDIAL

And it was in Alabama before that. Transited the Panama Canal in March. It's certainly taking the scenic route.

#13 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-04-24 01:08 PM

And it was in Alabama before that.

Indeed. I think the other hospital ship is still in drydock in Mobile?

#14 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-24 01:11 PM

Media is ridiculous saying nonsense like this.
#10 | Posted by jpw

Thanks, Capitalism!

The oligarchs that have risen to power in America since the dawn of the Internet and the onrush of Social Media are desperate to normalize Trump.

#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-24 01:12 PM

Social Media are desperate to normalize Trump.

#15 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

Yeah. Good luck with that!

There's only one problem. Trumpy is not "normal" and never will be.

History is not kind to buffoons.

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-24 01:28 PM

#14
According to VesselFinder the Comfort is still in Mobile.
www.vesselfinder.com
And the Mercy is in Portland.
www.vesselfinder.com
And Greenland is still in the opposite direction of the North American continent from either ship. Until the map is redrawn by the magic Sharpie.

#17 | Posted by El_Buscador at 2026-04-24 03:06 PM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:

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#18 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-04-24 04:45 PM

#18 | POSTED BY MS.GT

That meme is incorrect.

Republicans have stripped both the LBGTQ+ and women of their rights and protections, and slavery never ended, it simply became part of the penal system.

Do you enjoy showing up and constantly exposing yourself as an ignorant moron?

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-24 04:59 PM

MSGT is a cock-gargling MAGAT cuck bitch.

#20 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-24 10:17 PM

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