Trump Still Eyes Greenland

Thursday, April 23, 2026

U.S. President Donald Trump appears to have set his eyes on Greenland again while venting frustration at NATO, as the diplomatic fallout from Iran war exposes rifts in Washington's ties with the security alliance.

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BARTIROMO: Did you see Europe is drafting a plan to open up the Hormuz Strait without the United States? TRUMP: It's so sad. Look at Greenland. We should have Greenland.

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Apr 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM

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He's insane. Lock the ------- ---- in a cell

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-20 09:38 PM | Reply

Well, it's right there, in the Big Bootifool Bok. In the Puhsalums at one with a "23," a pair of cockeyed eyeballs and "3" where it says ... now, listen up: "He makes me to lie down in green pastures." Could it possibly be more clear? The green pastures of Greenland. Where hell else? So green we call it GreenGreenLand. It doth been decreed. Shazam. Ooooh, daddy!
~ MAGAJesus

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-21 07:54 AM | Reply

So green we call it GreenGreenLand.

That would contravene the intent of H.R.1161 - Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025.

www.congress.gov

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-21 12:51 PM | Reply

Trump said that "NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!"
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Wait...so now we needed NATO's help? What happened to "We don't need any help, actually." Donald Trump, March 17 2026

#4 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-04-22 01:21 AM | Reply

If he's eyeing Greenland like he eyed Ivanka when she was 12, Greenland better be on the Pill.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-23 02:35 PM | Reply

Re 3

I have never seen a less serious Congress in my life. With all the problems in the world this is what we get from them.

"The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland."

---- amazing. The comedy writes itself. Into a tragedy.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 02:56 PM | Reply

"NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM (except when we were attacked on 9/11), AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN(unless we are actually attacked of course) . REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! ((But is being run better than Idiot America!))

Greenland has a public, free healthcare system for residents, funded and operated as part of the Danish realm. It features 16 health districts, five regional hospitals, and the central Queen Ingrid's Hospital in Nuuk for specialized care. Services include doctor visits, hospital treatment, and prescription medicine, with specialized cases often referred to Denmark.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-23 03:00 PM | Reply

I have never seen a less serious Congress in my life.

Excellent candidates are running to change that: Non-AIPAC/Non-Status Quo Democratic Candidates

Kick the status quo dinosaurs, corporation defenders, oligarch minions, and warmongering Islamophobes out of office on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026, Tuesday 2 Nov 2027, and Tuesday 7 Nov 2028.

We'll at least have a fighting chance at no more idiotic Islamophobic wars in the Middle East and possibly more funding for Medicaid and Medicare.

Universal healthcare for Americans, as enjoyed by the residents of Israel, Germany, Greenland, Canada, Taiwan, Iran, tiny Albania, and soon Mexico, is not in Amerikkka's future.

Kick out whoever we can one at a time on election day.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-23 03:46 PM | Reply

Greenland to Trump: "You want us, eh? How are you going to take us? You and what army?"

Trump: "Um, they were here just a minute ago. Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back..."

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2026-04-23 04:17 PM | Reply