Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Trump Fights to Keep Eyes Open During Kids Fitness Event

President Donald Trump, who insists he feels like he did 50 years ago, has been caught in a public bout of daytime drowsiness.

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The kids had a blast with Trump today

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-- MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) May 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM

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That the WH comms operation failed to detect even the slightest opportunity for Trump - of all people - catching ridicule for proclaiming the restoration of the Presidential Fitness Test (PFT)tells us a lot about a lot.

Por ejemplo, as far as Trump is concerned, the Presidential Fitness Test obviously involves endless bragging about being able to recall the infamous person-woman-man-camera-TV sequence the old boy sees as a triumph of Herculean proportions.

But going beyond the unfortunate name of the "test," who thought it would be a good idea to link "Trump" and "physical fitness"? I mean, that's the sort of activity contemplated here: pull-ups/push-ups, sit-ups/curl-ups, sit-and-reach stretching, and running a mile. "Trump" and "physical fitness" shoehorned into the same sentence provides more than one joke's setup andpunchline, which, in itself, is actually a pretty deft piece of work.

Then again, WH comms are in the hands of Steven Cheung, so have no fear.

And don't bother asking Steve about Trump's Epstein Coverup. Calling the curious "-------" is just the beginning of his tirades.

Demonstrating yet again that Trump only hires people he thinks are even stupider than himself.

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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-06 04:53 AM

Trump may do actual work forty-five minutes out of a day.

Yeah he falls asleep, and leaks, and soon it will be reported that he drools.

Therefore he deserves a $1 Billion ballroom while he can still be wheeled into it.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-06 07:54 AM

Has Jake Tapper clutched his pearls yet?

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-06 08:50 AM

There was video yesterday of a kid's Dad covering their ears as Trump spoke right next them.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-06 04:09 PM

At least he was able to talk to the kids about how he prevented a nuclear holocaust, complain about the 2020 "rigged" election and rant about "transgender mutilization."

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2026-05-06 04:10 PM

And remember the morbidly obese draft dodging pedophile taking calls from children during Christmas?

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-06 04:14 PM

Was the necrotic orange chomo able to keeps his eyes open while he was double-tapping an Iranian middle school?

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-06 04:35 PM

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