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Trump Fights to Keep Eyes Open During Kids Fitness Event
President Donald Trump, who insists he feels like he did 50 years ago, has been caught in a public bout of daytime drowsiness.
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The kids had a blast with Trump today[image or embed] -- MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) May 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The kids had a blast with Trump today[image or embed]
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That the WH comms operation failed to detect even the slightest opportunity for Trump - of all people - catching ridicule for proclaiming the restoration of the Presidential Fitness Test (PFT)tells us a lot about a lot.
Por ejemplo, as far as Trump is concerned, the Presidential Fitness Test obviously involves endless bragging about being able to recall the infamous person-woman-man-camera-TV sequence the old boy sees as a triumph of Herculean proportions.
But going beyond the unfortunate name of the "test," who thought it would be a good idea to link "Trump" and "physical fitness"? I mean, that's the sort of activity contemplated here: pull-ups/push-ups, sit-ups/curl-ups, sit-and-reach stretching, and running a mile. "Trump" and "physical fitness" shoehorned into the same sentence provides more than one joke's setup andpunchline, which, in itself, is actually a pretty deft piece of work.
Then again, WH comms are in the hands of Steven Cheung, so have no fear.
And don't bother asking Steve about Trump's Epstein Coverup. Calling the curious "-------" is just the beginning of his tirades.
Demonstrating yet again that Trump only hires people he thinks are even stupider than himself.
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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-06 04:53 AM | Reply
Trump may do actual work forty-five minutes out of a day.
Yeah he falls asleep, and leaks, and soon it will be reported that he drools.
Therefore he deserves a $1 Billion ballroom while he can still be wheeled into it.
#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-06 07:54 AM | Reply
Has Jake Tapper clutched his pearls yet?
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-06 08:50 AM | Reply
There was video yesterday of a kid's Dad covering their ears as Trump spoke right next them.
#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-06 04:09 PM | Reply
At least he was able to talk to the kids about how he prevented a nuclear holocaust, complain about the 2020 "rigged" election and rant about "transgender mutilization."
#5 | Posted by cbob at 2026-05-06 04:10 PM | Reply
And remember the morbidly obese draft dodging pedophile taking calls from children during Christmas?
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-06 04:14 PM | Reply
Was the necrotic orange chomo able to keeps his eyes open while he was double-tapping an Iranian middle school?
#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-06 04:35 PM | Reply
Sleepy Don!
Isn't it something that nearly everything Trump accuses others of are:
A. Things they aren't doing. B. Things he does/is doing?
Freud would have a freaking field day over Trump's "Psychological Projection!"
This describes Trump and some MAGAts perfectly! :
Psychological projection is a defense mechanism where individuals unconsciously attribute their own unacceptable feelings, impulses, or traits onto others to avoid personal discomfort or guilt. Originally coined by Sigmund Freud, it functions as a protective mechanism against anxiety by externalizing internal conflicts.
#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-06 06:06 PM | Reply
Remember "Sleepy Joe?"
Trump's actually fallen asleep TWICE in the last week while cameras were rolling!
Lord only knows how many times he does it when the cameras aren't rolling?
#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-06 06:27 PM | Reply
Trump fell asleep during a kids' fitness event? Easy fix:
Teenage women's gymnastics competition.
Just keep his hands above the table where we can see them.
#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-06 06:56 PM | Reply
The morbidly obese ---------- cankles and rotting paws are more swollen than ever.
www.rawstory.com
#11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-06 07:45 PM | Reply
You think the pedo would've been more inclined to open his eyes with kids in the vicinity
#12 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-05-06 07:49 PM | Reply
You think the pedo would've been more inclined to open his eyes with kids in the vicinity #12 | Posted by hamburglar
I know!
Fact is, the sexual assault allegations against Trump stopped, once he could no longer maintain an --------. Sometime back in the aughts.
#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-06 08:33 PM | Reply
#13 Yeah, Snoofy. He was too scared to even do the "Harvey Weinstein Wallbanger" treatment:
#14 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-06 08:43 PM | Reply
HOPE.
#15 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-06 10:01 PM | Reply
The fat pedo was fighting to keep from grabbing a 9 year old by the pussy
#16 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-06 10:56 PM | Reply
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