In a related story, reports in suggest that at least $14B of damage was sustained at Mar-A-Lago from this storm. Described by a spokesman as "the biggest storm ever, unlike anything any has seen in the history of this country", many people now say that the property was a total loss, a 'disaster like you've never seen'. Local men, big strong men with tears in their eyes were quoted as saying "Sir! Sir! How can this world help those who lost so much at your beautiful southern White House?" Local reporters on the scene could not determine where the extensive damage occurred and noted that other than 2" of rain in the vicinity, no issues were noted other than a palm frond on the grounds, apparently left there by a careless immigrant grounds worker or one of the many unnamed Chinese nationals wandering about, taking photos. The property's owner, a convicted felon awaiting sentencing in New York, was quoted as saying "This is a total disaster! The worst ever! I'm owed bigly by my insurance company and I'll sue to get all that's coming to me!"...