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Thursday, September 19, 2024

Some parents in Glynn County are upset after hearing a 9-year-old girl was suspended for holding a banana like a gun during lunch. She received a one day suspension for the banana incident, but she's back in the classroom now. However, the decision to suspend her still isn't sitting right with her parents. "I started freaking out," said Ryan Jachimowicz. "I thought, What did she do?' I've raised my daughter better than to be suspended." Jachimowicz could've never guessed what his daughter was being suspended for. "They told me the story, and I started laughing," said Jachimowicz. "That was my initial response was laughter. They weren't laughing back." The disciplinary slip shows his daughter was being suspended after "several students were using bananas as guns at lunch."

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"The little boy had pointed a banana at some other little boy and said, Pew pew.' My daughter picked up her banana, I guess in self defense, and said Pew pew, you're under arrest.' The rest is history," said Jachimowicz.

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"several students were using bananas as guns at lunch."

POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

Thoughts and prayers.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 10:20 AM | Reply

"They weren't laughing

Well, good for them. If you want to know who to thank, that would be the Well Regulated Militia.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-09-19 10:22 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED

It's pretty common for students to re-visit their old schools, and they are not carrying bananas. Banana clips, maybe,

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 10:29 AM | Reply

Banana clips, maybe,

Oh gawd, it's a banana magazine.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-09-19 10:37 AM | Reply

it's a banana magazine.

#4 | POSTED BY REDIAL

Full of the lifestyles of rich and famous bananas

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-19 12:48 PM | Reply

Dumb.

School admins really do leave a lot to be desired.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2024-09-19 01:01 PM | Reply

Glynn County is a staunch, republican stronghold. Does not get much "redder" than this.

#7 | Posted by Angrydad at 2024-09-19 02:20 PM | Reply

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