King Dotard XIV Got the Idea to Reopen Alcatraz from Movie

Thursday, May 08, 2025

(King Dotard XIV) announced Alcatraz reopening just hours after Escape from Alcatraz' aired on a South Florida PBS station The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened

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The comedy writes itself.
You should all be ashamed.
Who am I kidding, MAGAts have no shame.

#1 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-05-08 07:05 AM | Reply

ROFLMMFAO HEHEHEHEHE THAT'S HILARIOUS. A movie?? How lame Trump??

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-08 07:09 AM | Reply

On the bright side, maybe now he'll deem PBS worthwhile as a source of ideas and not shut it down.

#3 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-05-08 07:10 AM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

Trump watches up to eight hours of TV per day
thehill.com

Sounds about right for that guy. Easily impressionable, elderly, senile dementia.

At least he was watching PBS, instead of Fox News like the rest of that crowd.

#4 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-08 09:31 AM | Reply

#3: "Hmm, that's not funny. No, wait it is! Hah!" prod-images.tcm.com

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-08 04:20 PM | Reply

I am sending the White House a copy of Judge Dredd via express mail as we speak for immediate implementation in deep blue -------- cities. If that doesn't work, he is getting Robocop.

#6 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-05-08 08:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Is this more embarrassing or was it when Trump took the sage advice of one, Ron Vara?

One will never know.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-08 08:49 PM | Reply

Maybe it was when he became a technocrat and suggested adding Canada as the 51st state, Greenland as a territory and Panama - the canal.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-08 08:52 PM | Reply

Dementia Donnie lives in an alternate universe. Of idiots.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-09 05:38 AM | Reply

"#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead"

You invented your fake lawyer persona after watching LegallyBlonde - so it seems you draw inspiration from the same sources as Trump.

#10 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-05-09 08:57 AM | Reply

Scatberg, how many times have you been deported from this site?

#11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-05-09 09:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1