While Dummkopf Trumpf is busy getting booed at a football game and whining about the new NFL kick-off rule, more Palestinians are losing their homes to IDF bulldozers and the freezing people of Ukraine are facing an existential crisis. Former heavyweight champion pugilist Kiev Mayor Vitali Klitschko warned that Ukraine is facing a worsening shortage of soldiers as record numbers of men flee to Europe. "We have huge problems with soldiers, with human resources," Klitschko said, acknowledging the toll that nearly four years of war has taken on Ukraine's capacity to replenish its ranks. Russian troops are advancing relentlessly, describing their assaults as "like a computer game, they just keep coming, they don't care about fallen soldiers." Klitschko suggested lower the draft age. "In the past, 18-year-olds served in the army, but those are kids. Right now you can only be mobilized in Ukraine from age 25. You could lower it by a year or two, to 23 or 22."