Dummkopf Trumpf's imbecilic ukase to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War could cost as much as two billion dollars. The name change, which must be approved by Congress, would require replacing thousands of signs, placards, letterheads and badges, as well as any other items at US military sites around the world that feature the Department of Defense name. New department letterhead and signage alone could cost about $1 bn. One of the biggest costs would be rewriting digital code for all of the department's internal and external facing websites, as well as other computer software on classified and unclassified systems. The government could decide not to make every change to the Department of Defense branding, which could bring down the cost.