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But let's not focus on the negatives! You've all been doing a great job looking super tough in your war clothes, yelling threats at civilians, and making America proud by descending on Target stores with large guns and overwhelming force to snatch up employees for no clear reason.
And now, after a second Minneapolis shooting involving a federal agent on Jan. 14, President Donald Trump might reward you by invoking the Insurrection Act and sending the military in to help you with your efforts to calm a city that was just minding its own business before you came along and invaded it.
