"Top Dummkopf Trumpf junta apparatchiks believe New York Times reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their forthcoming book, "Regime Change."

Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. Independent recording devices in the Situation Room are forbidden.

"We're afraid some of our most sensitive conversations were being recorded," whined a Trumpf lickspittle. "And we have no idea which ones."

Verbatim accounts of several Situation Room meetings were included in excerpts about the failed and costly Iran war being fought by US forces on behalf of Israel and the Epstein files that The Times posted ahead of the book's 23 June publication. The authors conducted more than 1,000 interviews for "Regime Change," which covers Trumpf's failed second term."

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Todah rabah!