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Thursday, October 08, 2026

The authentic Kelly was on full display on her podcast Monday, when she offered a cruel and catty assessment of the body of a young woman she believes is the "Jane Doe" who said she was gang raped by seven men at a Cornell University fraternity house in the fall of 2024. "I'm just going to be honest, she's not the most attractive gal," said the star MAGA media personality. "She's extremely beefy in her arms and her legs. She has a whole video online talking about her cankles." But Kelly believes she has found the real Jane Doe, and rather than focus on the substance of the then-20-year-old female student's allegations " that she met a friend at a fraternity house amid a night of partying, was plied with alcohol and ketamine, and was sexually assaulted by seven of the frat brothers after her friend invited 57 of his frat brothers via Snapchat group chat to join in " Kelly attacked her physical appearance.

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In a bifurcated world where belief or disbelief in the very concept of sexual violence often falls along political lines, Kelly has, predictably, fallen in with fellow conservative ideologues. Like others on the chattering right, she has criticized the timing of Jane Doe's civil action, alleging that if she " as in, Megyn " had been drugged and gang raped, she wouldn't wait weeks to go to the police, or years to file a lawsuit. Kelly further alleged that Jane Doe must have wanted to have sex with seven men that night, over the course of seven hours; felt bad about it afterward; and sought moral redemption through revenge. For somebody who has, by her own account, never experienced anywhere close to what Jane Doe allegedly experienced, Kelly sure seems confident in her own insight.

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She minimized the crimes committed against the teenaged victims of Jeffrey Epstein, observing last fall that he victimized 15-year-olds, not 8-year-olds. (Kelly has a daughter about the same age as the girls that Epstein groomed and molested.)

Reminder that Kelly claims to have been sexually harassed by Roger Ailes, but refused to come forward until Gretchen Carlson filed a lawsuit against him.

She criticizes a young woman, drugged and gang raped at 18 for not immediately running to the police, when she was too cowardly to do anything when far less was done to her

This is your typical magat scum

#1 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 05:07 PM | Reply

The news may be recent, but the headline is evergreen content.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-10-08 05:49 PM | Reply

She minimized the crimes committed against the teenaged victims of Jeffrey Epstein,

#1 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

She needs to do this, Trump needs to do this, MAGA needs to do this.

If Epstein was Catholic, they'd nominate him for sainthood. If he wasn't Catholic, they'd claim he was and make him a saint anyway.

Maybe they'd just have to claim that he was Episcopal.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-10-08 06:05 PM | Reply

This is news?

#4 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-10-08 06:05 PM | Reply

Anyone familiar with CCP propaganda recognizes what Democrats are doing with this Cornell business.

Democrat Elites clearly have nothing to run on, so they drag out this old tired trope.

Do you know what the Duke Lacrosse BS gave America? Stephen Miller.

IF you want to help America stop with this crap and solve peoples problems. Otherwise you make more Stephen Millers.

#5 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-10-08 06:11 PM | Reply

Megan Kelly is definitely a victim of Sexual Assault and turned her trauma into the mean girl personality she's become famous for.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-08 06:33 PM | Reply

Democrat Elites clearly have nothing to run on, so they drag out this old tired trope.

No?

I'd say simply repeating the price of gas and bread would be enough.

Then there's the ballroom disaster, reflecting pool disaster, east wing demolition, Kennedy center destruction, measles, screwworms, diarrhea lettuce, price of beef, missing oil from Venezuela, missing President from Venezuela, $40 billion to Argentina, Qatar force one, ICE running rampant in America, destroyed relations with Canada, destroyed Medicare, failures of DOGE, the Epstein files ...

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-08 06:39 PM | Reply

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