Golden Tesla Cybertruck Owner Can't Take the Heat

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Owner of a Golden Tesla Cybertruck Says He Can No Longer Handle the Constant Harassment. He Adds, "I Tried to Trade in the Cybertruck, but Tesla Won't Accept It"

Posted by Dbt2 at 04:33 PM | 11 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

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Too ------- bad.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-02-10 04:01 PM | Reply

Send it back to him for his oligarch reveal party. Black smoke means hydrocarbon future, white means metal oxides.

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-02-11 02:00 PM | Reply

I'm in Cali for business and have noticed a popular sticker on Tesla cars: "I love my Tesla but hate Elon Musk". The Cybertruck is a toy"just ask any driver of a pickemup in Okiehomie ...

#3 | Posted by catdog at 2025-02-11 05:56 PM | Reply

If Tesla wouldn't take it, who would?

#4 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-02-11 08:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The fool might get less abuse if he painted it green and stuck a Waste Management logo on it, then added a flame effect coming out of the back.

#5 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-02-12 12:19 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

The fool might get less abuse if he painted it green and stuck a Waste Management logo on it, then added a flame effect coming out of the back.

#5 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-02-12 12:19 PM | Reply

Hey great idea. You could add a custom dumpster lid for the bed of the cybertruck. Brilliant idea indeed.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-02-12 12:22 PM | Reply

I remember when Musk was the poster boy with the left for saving the planet from climate change. All of a sudden the climate doesn't seem to matter anymore.

#7 | Posted by fishpaw at 2025-02-12 01:09 PM | Reply

Oooh, a golden WankPanzer.
I guess we're supposed to be really impressed.
Fail

#8 | Posted by morris at 2025-02-12 04:56 PM | Reply

#7 | Posted by fishpaw

I remember when you were a stupid ------- idiot --------- dumbass.

Nothing's changed.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-02-12 09:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Is this what they mean by FAFO?

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-02-13 11:23 AM | Reply

Who would buy such a useless POS, no matter what color it is?

#11 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2025-02-13 11:52 AM | Reply