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"Do not use semicolons," wrote Kurt Vonnegut, who averaged fewer than 30 a novel (about one every 10 pages). "All they do is show you've been to college." A study suggests UK authors are taking Vonnegut's advice to heart; the semicolon seems to be in terminal decline, with its usage in English books plummeting by almost half in two decades - from one appearing in every 205 words in 2000 to one use in every 390 words today.

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... A study suggests UK authors are taking Vonnegut's advice to heart; the semicolon seems to be in terminal decline, with its usage in English books plummeting by almost half in two decades " from one appearing in every 205 words in 2000 to one use in every 390 words today.

Further research by Lisa McLendon, author of The Perfect English Grammar Workbook, found 67% of British students never or rarely use the semicolon. Just 11% of respondents described themselves as frequent users.

Linguistic experts at the language learning software Babbel, which commissioned the original research, were so struck by their findings that they asked McLendon to give the 500,000-strong London Student Network a 10-question multiple-choice quiz on the semicolon. She found more than half of respondents did not know or understand how to use it.

As defined by the Oxford Dictionary of English, the semicolon is "a punctuation mark indicating a pause, typically between two main clauses, that is more pronounced than that indicated by a comma".

It is commonly used to link together two independent but related clauses, and is particularly useful for juxtaposition or replacing confusing extra commas in lists where commas already exist " or where a comma would create a splice.

It first appeared in the work of Italian scholar and printer Aldus Pius Manutius the Elder in 1494 but, despite its longevity, has long been marmite grammar.

Lynne Truss, author of Eats, Shoots & Leaves, has castigated it as "dangerously habit-forming". She added: "Many writers hooked on semicolons become an embarrassment to their families and friends." ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-05-23 12:29 AM | Reply


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When to Use a Semicolon, With Examples
www.grammarly.com

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- - - A semicolon is a punctuation mark (;) used to connect closely two related independent clauses in a single sentence when discussing the same topic or contrasting two similar ideas.

- - - The connection between the two independent clauses should always be apparent without a coordinating conjunction like and. Example: I have a big presentation tomorrow; I need to prepare my notes tonight.

- - - Use semicolons before common conjunctive adverbs like moreover, nevertheless, and however.

- - - Semicolons can divide items within lists if they are long or contain internal punctuation, helping readers keep track of the divisions between them.

- - - Semicolons provide a stronger pause than a comma and a softer transition than a period.

Understanding when to use semicolons is vital for clear writing and enhancing sentence flow. Good writing demands attention to detail; recognizing the right place for a semicolon exemplifies this. Here, we'll explain what you need to know about semicolons and their role in punctuation, including rules and examples for using them correctly. ...



... connection between the two independent clauses should always be apparent without a coordinating conjunction ...

Wow, no wonder a semicolons seem to be used so infrequently.



#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-05-23 12:37 AM | Reply

"My bowels are irritable; I'll be undergoing a colonoscopy soon."

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-23 12:48 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

My brain is old; and I never really figured out how (or why) to use semi colons.

So I usually don't bother!

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-23 01:53 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

There's a writer I've read recently, Robin Sloan, that I was sure had singlehandedly brought back the semi colon, and in a good way.

www.goodreads.com

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-23 02:28 PM | Reply

Donnerboy, using 'and' made your post particularly amusing.

#6 | Posted by mattm at 2025-05-23 02:29 PM | Reply

No C programmers were polled.

#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-05-23 02:50 PM | Reply

If they are used properly, which isn't often, semicolons are quite useful.

From the Chicago Manual of Style

6: Punctuation
6.60: Use of the semicolon
Chapter Contents / Semicolons

In regular prose, a semicolon is most commonly used between two independent clauses not joined by a conjunction to signal a closer connection between them than a period would. (For the similar use of a colon, see 6.65.)

She spent much of her free time immersed in the ocean; no mere water-resistant watch would do.
Though a gifted writer, Miqueas has never bothered to master the semicolon; he insists that half a colon is no colon at all.
Note that many fiction authors consider semicolons to be unnatural in dialogue and may also object to their use in narrative; editors should resist adding any in such contexts without consulting the author. For the use of the semicolon in index entries, see 15.17, 15.104. For its use in parenthetical text citations, see 13.124. For its use with a second subtitle of a work, see 13.92.

6: Punctuation
6.64: Semicolons in a complex series
Chapter Contents / Semicolons

When items in a series themselves contain internal punctuation, separating the items with semicolons can aid clarity. If ambiguity seems unlikely, commas may be used instead (see 6.19). See also 6.140. Note that when a sentence continues beyond a series (as in the third example below), no additional semicolon is required.

The membership of the international commission was as follows: France, 4; Germany, 5; Great Britain, 1; Italy, 3; United States, 7.
The defendant, in an attempt to mitigate his sentence, pleaded that he had recently, on doctor's orders, gone off his medications; that his car -- which, incidentally, he had won in the late 1970s on Let's Make a Deal -- had spontaneously caught fire; and that he had not eaten for several days.
Marilynn, Sunita, and Jared, research assistants; Carlos, programming consultant; and Carol, audiovisual editor, provided support and prepared these materials for publication.
but
She decided to buy three watches: an atomic watch for travel within the United States, a solar-powered, water-resistant quartz for international travel, and an expensive self-winding model for special occasions.


#8 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-24 06:51 AM | Reply

No, "they" have not abandoned it; it is still being used.

#9 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-05-24 04:44 PM | Reply

Re #9

Nicely done.

My #4 would have been better had I typed AND in all caps.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-24 04:47 PM | Reply

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