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Monday, April 27, 2026

Whether poop speeds through your gut like a bullet train or takes a more smell-the-roses approach could have more profound implications for your overall health ...

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A poop episode on April Fool's Day? We had to. But the serious part is 1 in 3 Americans feel embarrassed to talk to their doctor about gut health. Luckily, we aren't! Dr. Trisha Pasricha talked with us about bathroom habits, why your phone might be hurting your gut, and tips everyone should know.

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-- Science Friday (@scifri.bsky.social) Apr 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM

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... Since the human gut microbiome is intrinsically linked to health, this could have implications that have gone unnoticed before now.

In particular, slow transit times and constipation have been linked with metabolic and inflammatory disorders, as well as neurological disorders such as Parkinson's disease.

Figuring out the microbiome profiles associated with these gut transit times could help develop new ways to treat and manage these conditions.

"By taking into account the interindividual and intraindividual differences in gut transit time, we can advance our understanding of diet"microbiota interactions and disease-related microbiome signatures," writes a team led by nutritionists Nicola Procházková and Henrik Roager of the University of Copenhagen.

"Altogether, a better understanding of the complex, bidirectional interactions between the gut microbiota and transit time is required to better understand gut microbiome variations in health and disease." ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-24 12:43 AM | Reply

Trump's been stuck in America's colon for ten years.

When we gonna ---- him out?

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-24 01:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

@#2

Wondering if your comment should be Funny or NW.

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OK, decided.


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#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-24 01:17 AM | Reply

Now it's fair and balanced.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-24 07:15 AM | Reply

Well, now we know why MAGA are such fat miserable ------! They're completely full of s*&^!

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-25 10:56 AM | Reply

I'm as regular as the sunrise.

On a related note: dogs have much shorter intestines for their size than humans do, so it takes much less time to pass through.

#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-04-28 12:30 AM | Reply

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