Put the ---- coins over his goddam eyelids:

*** Dummkopf Trumpf Probably Won't Attend Good-for-Nothing Son's Nuptials in Bahamas ***

Reporter: "Are you attending your son's wedding?"

Dummkopf Trumpf: "He'd like me to go. I'm going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He's a person I've known for a long time."

~snip~

We're all glad that your son is a person you have known for a long time.

Dummkopf Trumpf Jr will be spending US dollars at a foreign location for his wedding and there might be one schwarzer at his wedding-- maybe. Uncle Tom US Ambassador to the Bahamas Herschel Walker.