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Thursday, May 21, 2026

A man has been arrested in Texas accused of intentionally driving his Tesla Cybertruck into a lake to use the vehicle's "wade mode" feature.

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-- Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) 3:01 PM · May 19, 2026

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Driving the first most stupid mistake into a lake was his second most stupid mistake.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-21 07:22 AM | Reply

Please let's hope this guy is sterile.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-21 08:37 AM | Reply

Whenever I see one of those ridiculous piles of s*&^, I always assume the driver is a giant douchebag.

Stories like this don't help.

There's driving it into a lake, sliding off a road with a little bit of slush/snow on it (and getting towed out of the ditch by a Ford IIRC), shooting the car thinking it's actually bullet proof...

What did I miss?

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-21 12:20 PM | Reply

The two happiest days in the life of an owner of a Tesla Cyberboat: the day you pull out of the dealership parking lot, and the day the thing is shipwrecked and scuttled. Good luck with your insurance payout, and don't forget to take all those extra-strength stupid pills from the glove box ...

#4 | Posted by catdog at 2026-05-21 04:52 PM | Reply

If you're dumb enough to buy one, you're dumb enough to drive it into a lake.

#5 | Posted by morris at 2026-05-21 05:03 PM | Reply

Another Tesla-owning genius: x.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-21 05:10 PM | Reply

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