Rabbi Marc Schneier, president of the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding, sniveled that it's just as well the popular mayor doesn't attend.

"We have too much self-respect and self-dignity to have this man bring a dark cloud to our parade," Schneier kvetched. "Do us a favor: Stay home. Stay [at] Gracie Mansion. We'll do just fine without you."

~snip~

Disgraced ex-NYC Mayor Eric Adams, now an Albanian citizen, bleated that he will march in this year's parade, although this ripesuck has little to gain from the wealthy Israeli lobby as his political future is now as moribund as sexual predator Andrew "Judas Iscariot" Cuomo, a quisling who betrayed the Democratic Party of his father for a meager 30 pieces of silver by running as an independent against Zohran Mamdani.

"We'll show them hijab-wearers, right Mr. Mayor?"

"Damn straight, Shlomo!"