"Have a cigar, boys! I'm the proud new father of Donald Sh*tstain!"

There are many of us who suspect that since the 1980s Dummkopf Trumpf was a Confidential Informant (CI) for the FBI, like his cohort Felix Satir, occasionally coughing up an Italian or Russian mobster or giving a tip on a KGB operative. This is how Trumpf was never prosecuted for anything all those years and why Dummkopf Trumpf was horrified when he heard that Robert Mueller was assigned to be Special Counsel in 2017: "I'm f***ed!"

Robert Mueller knew all of Trumpf's secrets but was prohibited from publicly disclosing that the Dotard was a CI.

Hence Trumpf's great relief when Robert Mueller passed away: "Whew!"