White collar ACAB.

The fish rots from the head down.

#4

Before I went into the US Army last century, I interviewed for some federal agencies to become an investigator.

After a physical and medical, I made it to a final panel of three senior Special Agents of this organization which I won't name.

One of the SAs asked me the following:

"If you made an arrest and noticed your partner was secretly putting cash bundles in his pocket, what would you do?"

Now all three pairs of eyes lasered in on me like famished hawks.

"Ahem. After returning to the field office I would say: 'Ya know, I counted $135,000 in recovered cash. Now we barely have a hundred grand here. Strange. When I type up my portion of the report tomorrow, that is what it will say. Hey, good job today, Mike. See 'ya tomorrow.'"

The panel of senior SAs seemed to like my answer but I wasn't hired by that particular agency anyway.

#6

The three federal agencies remaining that can investigate (and therefore jeopardize the Trumpf Crime Family) are the USSS (which won't, thanks to Scott Pisspants), the US Postal Inspectors which has writ over 200 federal statutes including money laundering, and the US Marshal Service (USMS) which enforces all US laws.

None of these agencies will do anything to the TCF.

US Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) recently asked the DODIG to investigate the TCF and their massive and shady DOD contracts, but we'll what the IG does.