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Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Trump is back in his happy place, out on the campaign trail, voicing whichever disconnected thoughts crackle and fizz through his frontal cortex. His favorite rhetorical theme lately is an unexpected one: the official presidential dreamboat rankings. In multiple rallies, Trump has gone on and on about the relative hotness of male politicians, soldiers, and even protesters. As a result, people on the internet have diagnosed him with a novel medical condition: gay dementia. After putting in a solid shift in the heterosexuality mines, has the former beauty-pageant proprietor now become so disinhibited that he can no longer repress his thirst for man-flesh?

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An enthusiasm for buff young men in uniforms (or out of them) has always been one of the hallmarks of authoritarianism"a form of governance enamored of strong male bodies, and the promise of violence that they contain, even when the rulers consider overt homosexuality degenerate. Mussolini's Italy simultaneously exiled dozens of gay men to the island of San Domino and produced the jaw-droppingly campy naked statues at the Stadio dei Marmi in Rome. Many dictators end up mired in camp: Muammar Qaddafi had an all-female bodyguard troop. Turkmenistan's Saparmurat Niyazov renamed April after his mother and built a gold statue of himself that rotated to face the sun. Emperor Bokassa I of the short-lived Central African empire tried to make his coronation ceremony an exact replica of the one held by Napoleon Bonaparte, but was hampered by having to hold it in a basketball stadium.

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"There are some reasons to be president," Donald Trump mused at a rally in Georgia earlier this month. Take a wild guess what these might be. The cool armored car? Custody of the nuclear button? The opportunities for immense corruption? Wrong. The leader of the free world was referring to the joy of living in a house guarded by "big, strong, handsome soldiers." Under Joe Biden, soldiers were not allowed to be hot, because of woke. Even worse, some of them were girls."

Last night, Greenville,SC, at it again, in deep swoon - "Donald Trump Gushes Over Jon Husted's Body Again" (
www.newsweek.com):
President Donald Trump has gushed over Republican Senator Jon Husted's body for a second time, saying he is a "pile of muscle."

Speaking on Tuesday at a rally in Greenville, North Carolina, Trump said: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course."

"But I looked at his ass, and then I looked at his legs. I said, 'His ass, s***, it's like"it's like a pile of muscle,'" Trump continued. "Then I looked at his legs, and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.' Then I looked at his shoulders, and I tapped him on the shoulder, and it actually hurt my hand. He's like a piece of steel."


"And may every day be another wonderful secret."

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-21 06:46 AM | Reply

It's not Trump's proclivities that stick in my craw on this one: it's Republican hateful hypocrisy when it comes to expressed sexuality. (And I'm not including Trump's behaviors with his buddy Jeffrey Epstein - that would be, almost certainly, criminal activity.). I guess we have entered "Birds do it, bees do it/Even educated fleas [and MAGAts?] do it/Let's do it, let's fall in love" territory.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-21 07:05 AM | Reply

After persecuting gays for all of their sorry lives MAGA realizes that it elected a president who thinks male bodies are hot.

That's funny.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-10-21 10:07 AM | Reply

What will MAGA do the first time Trump admires a trans body?

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-10-21 10:08 AM | Reply

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-10-21 10:22 AM | Reply

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