I wonder how Trump wants to die?

Wrapped in bacon?

I honestly hope nothing bad ever happens to you, Zed.

6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Well, thank you. But the truth is that things happen to all of us.

Personally, I hope to die with a sword in my hand and in the face of unforgiving odds.

I'm praying you're application for the Special Olympics is accepted.

#6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Nah. Governor Abbot beat me out.

POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Now that I have said that, admit it. You will never look at water the same way again.

He's an expert on this subject. If you don't believe me, just ask him. He has a rain gauge and a thermometer.

#2 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

I predict that you will die by drowning.

No serious person now denies that Trump is profoundly mentally ill.

The first people to exploit this were the Russians, and...

They still do.

Karl Rove is entirely correct.

That's going to stick in the decomposing orange chomo's craw.

#1 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT

Oh, Trump will never forget or forgive it.

Ms. Carroll needs to be careful standing on subway platforms.

My only opinion of Taylor Swift is that she is cute. Are dildoes relevant to that?

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Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?

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How much did you pay for tickets?

Now that Trump has secured the border, these caravans cannot possibly be any threat.

Right?

Trump dearly wants to practice his sins out in the open. In the manner of the Roman emperors. This overt looting of public funds is an example of.m that. Trump regards subjects where he still must hide his bad behavior, such as criminal sexuality, as anachronisms. Our problem, not his.

Way past time for a national discussion on the nature of evil and degeneracy.

Trump sincerely believes that he had the right to rape that kid (s).

Trump sincerely believes that it's all his money, or should be,

When Trump sees other people die, but he's still alive, he feels superior.

Trump loved being loathed, because he loves attention. But he hates being loathed, because he wants love. So he destroys things and people to avenge his personal confusion.

Poor JOHN. Reduced to trolling by lying.

Trump is the most hated man on the planet. Even you understand why,

At the very least, Trump is an enabler of pedophiles.

If not a pedophile himself, the greatest protector of such in the history of man.

Chicago first?

#21 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Chicago and Wyoming can go together. Holding hands, like.

The fun things is, if Trump were to release the full and un-redacted Epstein Files, it might be the only thing capable of saving the GOP in November.

That is, if there isn't a detailed account of Trump raping a thirteen-year-old.

Which many millions think that there is

But this is just a conspiracy theory, fed wholly and completely by Donald's refusal to release the Epstein Files.

How many brain cells do you have left?

#16 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Enough to code "Epstein Files".

When you and your friends get together at night do you say: "Way to protect sex criminals, Donald".

#14 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

How many blood vessels did you pop?

1 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Your stuff seems canned. Who feeds it to you?