All that aside, what's the problem with being literal, Boaz? No interpretation involved. Does that bother you?

Reality seems to be whatever you think it is. Just like your impressions of the state of North Carolina.

He'll also be the incumbent. With Uday as his already-sitting vice president.

Too big to fail leads to too rich to have to care.

Goes for Romney too.

Parthenon don't require much heating and cooling.

#13 | Posted by boaz

Boaz, thanks for all that. I think you articulated it very well.

But the same applies to the right wing, every paragraph, every point.

No one cares as much about trans anything as much as you, Boaz. Get a life.

Shatsky in his pantsky.

Also. Why isn't America using the metric system?

#6 | Posted by ClownShack

We're too entrenched. And dumb.

I once lived in a small city in Central Appalachia that a DOT study deemed too dumb for traffic circles.

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Maybe his reunion tour will be as the fourth Secretary of the Treasury in the second Trump term.

Have you seen most MAGA people? They're not exactly skinny folk.

#4 | Posted by Alexandrite

Don't discount the meth freaks strung out like holiday lights from the Georgia mountains to northern Kentucky.

A conversation between Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin. Two hours. No transcript provided. Occasionally fascinating.

And, well, back in the day, she was pretty hot. A really interesting broadcast.

Figured Gracie wouldn't be posting.

I hope Trumpers like shining floors.

What's the reverse ratio?

Back when you actually got books of coupons that I could take to the Chinese takeout place up the block and trade for weed.

#21 | Posted by TFDNihilist

Bring back S&H Green Stamps.

It's time to get all those progressives out of the White House. They have been there too long.

#15 | Posted by boaz

Boaz counts to four.

At least with Trump, we know who is in charge.

#13 | Posted by boaz

So he'll be taking all the blame for everything that happens in his term? Good to know.

THE UNITED STATES SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THIS IS NOT OUR FIGHT. LET IT PLAY OUT. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!"

Damn it's so good to finally have someone in office who thinks like me.

#1 | Posted by boaz

Guess what, Boaz? This socialist pretty much agrees with you, as do quite a number of liberals I know.

Quoting a Retorter, Swallow it.

Go back to your bathroom stall fantasies like a good Trumper. And quit thinking you're something special.

If he made it to 89 without a sexual harassment charge, good for him.

I completely oppose this decision.

Ask Clownshack if you're gonna keep blowing him like that.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Never occurred to me. Keep me out of your fantasy life.

5. The anesthetic of your choice is always indicated before the Retort.

1. I've read the article. What specifically triggered you?

If you're thinking that catching a Democrat in a racist moment is earth shattering, if you know history, why?

This is kind of an odd choice since she just dumped Lewzer Jr.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL

Gets her out of the way.

Does she know a word of Greek, other than what it takes to order a Gyro platter?